Let's INTERVIEW each other!

Inspired by this thread: http://www.wrongplanet.net/postt52312.html

I'll start;

Are you a man or a woman?

>>256
It really is sad to see tabs selling out to 'the man'

>>249
No, Scientology is filled with shit and fail.
Did you actually spend any time whatsoever picking the color of your car?

No.
Do you think the spammer has a brain and realizes nobody will do the shit he wants us to do?

Tristan Miller

No, the spammer does not have a brain and no, he does not realize we won't do what he wants us to do.

Have your ever French-kissed an asshole?

>>284

Young man, you ought to work a day in your life before handing out accusations like chocolate cakes. I'm off to bed now, as I, unlike some people here, have an actual company to run.

No, I nevr french-kissed an ass.
Would you like to get french-kissed in the ass?

No. Never ever.
Do you think /lounge/ needs a mod who not only deletes but b& the stupid spammers?

Yes! Spammers should be banned and brutally sodomized.
What's the worst habit you have that you'd like to quit?

Fapping and sitting too much before my PC.
If you could be any one person for one day, who would you be and what would you do?

Marilyn Manson so I could suck my own cock.
lol u tk him 2da bar|?

No, I didn't.
Do you really care about the size of your penor?

Yes although I hope you don't
Why didnt you tk him 2da bar|?

No, I didn't.

I asked you why you didnt you faggot learn to read or you fuck up this whole delicately balanced system we have here

I'm feeling violent in every single moment I'm awake and seeing a film is the only thing that makes me not think about girls. Going out and seeing tons of young girls everyday drives me crazy, my body is all sore and I can't help but to feel immense grief because of this sweetness that I can't get. Twice a week I have to sit right next to a girl for a few hours, and even if I feel no attraction towards her, just her being female gives me immense physical pain and uneasiness.

>>301
    No girl ever shows any interest in me no matter how hard I smile, and any approach only ends in awkward rejection. Sometimes it pains me so much that it makes me go berserk.

    I don't always know how to handle the insane level of agression that often rises up in me, after it's gone it scares me to realize that I felt such things. Sometimes I just feel such violent fantasies, like beating the hell out of random people just because they stand around me. Then I'm full of sorrow when I realize that I could ever feel such morbid things. Sometimes in my bed my heart is racing so fast out of rage and sexual desire that I can barely breathe. I dream of being built like Hulk Hogan just so that every guy and girl in my vicinity would be scared just because of my presence. I switch so fast from brave feelings to desperate, creepy feelings that it makes me dizzy.

    At times I have to go to the woods nearby, isolate myself deep within the forest, and scream as hard as I can for minutes, and then I violently throw rocks at the trees. I can't do much noise in my apartment so I have to go in a place where no one can hear me. I had to lie to my physician to get a codeine prescription because the soreness in my body got so high that I didn't want to rise out of bed anymore. Sometimes I take it when it's just too painful.

>>302
    In spite of how many hobbies and occupations I have, I'm completely jaded, I don't care about anything anymore, not even my own life. Yet I hang on to existence because I fear death. I don't know what to do to go out, if I go to the gym no one talks to me, if I go to the restaurant I'll hear a sweet girl's voice and it'll arouse me, and yet pain me so that my whole evening is ruined. I don't care when I'm around my friends, this kind of interaction does nothing to me, and I'm constantly reminded that many of them have girlfriends when I have jack shit.

    There's nothing I loathe more than some of the tough guys who suggest you to find good things in you, think only about positive things, and rely only on your self-esteem while your whole body suffers endlessly and your hormones, and just the random girls that you see when you go out make you mad. Without someone else giving you a chance, you just can't ignore that when you've been starved your whole life. YOU CAN'T.

    Jerking off doesn't do a thing do me, it's too rude, too violent, when all I want is affection. All I'd want is a girl who'd fall in love with me and who'd be especially nice to me. I'd love to just go out, walk beside her, and be able to feel "Yes, she's MINE!". It seems like nirvana.

>>298
Yes although I hope you don't
Why didnt you tk him 2da bar|?

Because I am not gay.
Would you like to suck man boobs or a penis from a trap?

I'm feeling violent in every single moment I'm awake and seeing a film is the only thing that makes me not think about girls. Going out and seeing tons of young girls everyday drives me crazy, my body is all sore and I can't help but to feel immense grief because of this sweetness that I can't get. Twice a week I have to sit right next to a girl for a few hours, and even if I feel no attraction towards her, just her being female gives me immense physical pain and uneasiness.

Penis.
What are you wearing?

Pair of underwear, BVD black boxerbriefs.
Which do you prefer, abdominal cramps or paper cuts?

Nothing
What do you honestly think about black people?

Honestly? I don't care. But being racist is fun here.
Do you like tom and jerry, the cartoon?

>>309
 ( gay ass scurred racist )

yes.

im a racist but listen to rap music, do you

No.
You have the oportunity to fuck a sheep, would you?

No.  Sheep just aren't arousing.
If you could kill a random person and be assured of getting away with it, would you do it?

Random person, no. A specific person, yes.
Do you like male wrestling?

Yes.
Do you think all men are disgusting pigs?

No, or I would be a disgusting pic.
Do you drink beer?

Only faggots & losers drink beer. I like to keep fit for all the ladies.

Why is /b/ full of so many fucking scene fags and other pathetic emo losers now? Normally in real life i would just kick those faggots in the head but I can't do that over the internet. :(

Because your dad sucked niggercocks while fucking your niggermom in the ass.
Do you think >>316 is emo?

Yes
Do you think >>316 would let me tk him 2da bar|?

No; >>316 just doesn't seem to be that type of person.
How often do you take strange men to drinking establishments?

>>319
Are you hitting on me?
Would you tk me 2da bar|?