how do you wipe your buttocks...

...after excreting waste?
a) Reaching around and wiping from the front of our body towards the back
b) Reaching from he front and wiping from the back towards the front
c) from left cheek to right cheek(vice versa)
d) Slowly dabbing the buttocks
e) Don't wipe at all.
Which one is proven to be affective?

I time my shits to be just before taking a shower, I have so much ass hair it's impossible to get it clean with paper.

>>2
shave that shit yo

I don't wipe. I let my dog lick it clean.

a)

Imagine you are receiving a BJ and your ball sack smells like SHIT...THAT WOULD BE GROSS!!!!!

How does one shave their asshole hair?  I have never done it.  Wouldn't it itch like a mother fucker?

>>5
b) dude, you stop before you get to the balls.
You can use an electric hair trimmer with adjustable length guard and just trim it nice.

D)
me personally i rarely ever leave any residue after i poop so i either dab or not wipe at all.

The diet of the average Korean can be summed up in four words: saw dust and kittens

>>7
PIG DISGUSTING