I'm sick of religion

Why do only baptised people who "accept Jesus" get to go to Heaven? Oh wow, they grew up in a country where Christianity is popular. What a suprise they picked it. They didn't accept Jesus based on faith, they did it based on his popularity.

It's not about what prophets or gods people follow. Going to heaven shouldn't be about luckily picking the right one. It's about how one acts. As for what's right and what's wrong. Well I believe everyone has a universal and natural sense of right and wrong, most people just ignore it.

I don't do good deeds because God tells me to, I do good deeds because they're good deeds. I don't need anyone to tell me killing, stealing, illicit drugs, and promiscuous sex are bad. I already know they are.

PROTIP: People are greedy and live to pleasure themselves at the expense of the rest of society.
That is why Jesus set down a set of guidelines for living life within society

>>2

And that is why the Jews killed him.

>>4
And now you have two problems

>>1
I could drag you to my chambers
and strip you naked in darkness
I could pull out your fingernails one by one
and rape you till you find no hope

I could rip your guts out
and let you watch me
sacrifice your unborn child
I could leave you to starve
and even bring you to total silence
...but I wont.

For I find no pleasure in your physical pain
I want your christian soul to crumble

Your fucking soul

When I have seen your church go up in flames
and you are weeping I will laugh
When I have seen you mourn over loved ones
I will feel bliss when your mortal soul is in ruins
I will grin in the shadows
for that gives me pleasure

Tormenting a christian soul

Since there's no evidence of this "god", and there well should be, the only rational conclusion is that this "god" doesn't exist.  But religifags aren't rational ... which is why we should remove them from all positions of power, lest they poison public policy with their wackiness.  They should be isolated and patronized, like retards are.

Posters >>1 through >>5, and >>7 through >>999, should submit evidence for this "god" or STFU since they have no validity in talking otherwise about the topic.  GROW UP, PEOPLE!  There's no "Big Daddy" watching over you and you'll have to deal with the universe as a minor lifeform has to.

>>6
I could drag you to my chambers
and strip you naked in darkness
I could pull out your fingernails one by one
and rape you till you find no hope

I could rip your guts out
and let you watch me
sacrifice your unborn child
I could leave you to starve
and even bring you to total silence

I want your christian soul to crumble

Your fucking soul

When I have seen your church go up in flames
and you are weeping I will laugh
When I have seen you mourn over loved ones
I will feel bliss when your mortal soul is in ruins
I will grin in the shadows
for that gives me pleasure

Tormenting a christian soul

>>6
LISTEN TO THIS MAN!

>>2
That's why Jesus said that Alan Turing was a bad man even though he did remarkable work in computer science.

Getting to heaven shouldn't be about luck. Some people are born in Christian societies and some people are born in Muslim societies and some people are born in the middle of nowhere in Africa. Why should people born into one group have an advantage?

No one cares about your opinion, newfag. 4chan has been unlulzy enough lately already.

>>11
No one cares about your opinion, newfag. /lounge/ is not about lols

lols are for faggots with no sense of humor.

I don't do good deeds because God tells me to, I do good deeds because they're good deeds. I don't need anyone to tell me killing, stealing, illicit drugs, and promiscuous sex are bad. I already know they are.
>>1
WHO THE HELL TOLD YOU THAT?!

Fixed

whats a lol?

>>14

seriously most churches i've seen aren't teaching that those things are bad.

FUCK THE MYSPACE, MTV, "READING IS GAY", "I DON'T LIKE TO WAIT", IPOD AND CELL PHONE WIELDING GENERATION. FAGS!

I'M SICK OF NEWFAGS POSTING ABOUT RELIGION. PERIOD. ALL IT EVER GENERATES IS BS

☃☃☃☃ Religion ☃☃☃☃

>>18
I'M SICK OF NEWFAGS COMPLAINING ABOUT "NEWFAGS."

God is a motherfucking cunt who can go to fucking HELL! The devil, architect of all temptation, can also go to hell for all I care. Look at how Satan has corrupted people. He's fucking gay and fucking in love with God. oh wait, the Devil is already IN hell. Big fucking deal, he can STAY there! The following offenses have been committed by God and his (im)mortal foe, the Devil, upon Anonymous:

1) When Anon was trying to do work, God and the Devil rendered Anonymous sick. This happened again.
2) God and the Devil, via sexuality and roneriness, made Anonymous desirous of 4chan, and mootle didn't exactly help matters when he switched /n/ from News to Transportation, which Anonymous loves. This caused Anonymous to fall further behind in his/her work.
3) God and/or the Devil, through whatever troofer conspiracy (theory?), indulged on a cold-weather windfest yesterday that contributed to Anonymous missing an important meeting.
4)God and/or the Devil, through whatever means, caused a chaotic, messy room to emerge and caused Anonymous to delay and dillydally and misplace everything. Anonymous is FED UP WITH THIS!
5) God (it HAS to be God, I doubt the Devil would stoop to playing nice) caused Kosovo to declare independence, whereas the Devil prompted Serbia to say no, which caught Anonymous's attention.
6) Obama/Clinton/McCain/Huckabee. NO COMMENT.

Judaism is a religion of stinking taboos and nudniks who don't know how to keep their fucking whining to themselves. Including Shabbat and Passover.

In Christianity you can't hear anything over the fucking ORGAN and you fucking kneel and take a snack that's supposed to be part of Jesus's body. What are Christians, cannibals?

Islam is full of durkas and jihads. Nuff said.

Buddhism? Buddhism is full of fail, it couldn't move a finger against a dictator if it tried. Exhibit 1: Burma. Exhibit 2: Tibet.

Hinduism? They worship cows. They worship stupid elephant headed idols. They say some people are "untouchable" from birth, which means they have to clean up the shit and take out the trash.

Shinto is a Japanese religion praising the Japanese for being Japanese. Only weeaboos really like it.

Tenrikyo: See "Shinto"

Rastafarianism is all about MARIJUANA. Marijuana stinks. no thanks.

Communism is all about worshipping Stalin/Mao/Kim Il Sung/Marx/Lenin and Fascism is all about worshipping Mussolini/Hitler. No thanks!

Atheism? All the atheists do is sit around and talk....and talk.... and talk....

Agnosticism? fine and dandy

RELIGION SUCKS

>>22 is Jewish, and agnostic, for the record.

FUCK 4CHAN YOU SATAN WORSHIPPING FAGS!

4CHAN YOU SATAN FAGS WORSHIPPING FUCK!

>>1
EVERYONE KNOW RELIGON SUCKS, I THOUGHT IT WAS CALLED ANTI-SCIENCE NOW, GET THE TIMES IDIOTS!

>>22
I don't care that you're right: Your arguments are 100% immature. You're not being smart - you're just being lucky.

>>23
I care that you're right: Your arguments are 100% mature. You're being smart - you're not just being lucky.

>>24
Actually I'm satanist. Fuck you too christfag.

>>29
Actually I'm christian. Fuck you too satanfag

Even if I give you a time machine to travel back through time and kill Jesus or all founders of other religions, people still can find plenty of reasons to hate and kill each other.

>>1
People who say "accept Jesus or go to hell" might be actually sent by the devil in order to make you misunderstand Christianity. But I don't suggest you to think too much about Heaven or Hell or afterlife. Confucius said: How could I know anything about the afterworld, I don't even know much about the present world.

>>31
At least they'll kill eachother for at least somewhat sane reasons.

>>32
Try thinking a little harder.

satanist FTW!!!
lets compare

Christians believe
animal abuse is good
gay marriage is bad

satanist believe
animal abuse is TERRIBLE!
gay marriage is GREAT!

I'm a satanist and at the last meeting we declared that animal abuse is great and gay marriage is terrible.
Stop spreading lies!!!

>>33
Got any arguments against it then?

I'm a satanist and I have AIDS

>>36
No matter where or when, the killing will never stop. It is only the excuse people use that change, and only a small faction of that is justifiable or sane. For example corrupt leaders who start wars to gain control of a country's natural resources. Now tell me if that is a sane reason to start a war.

So, even if there is no religion, people will still kill each other for stupid reasons.religion.

>>38
I love it when corrupt leaders start wars to gain control of a countries natural resources. Thats the only sane reason to start a war.