I'm sick of religion

Why do only baptised people who "accept Jesus" get to go to Heaven? Oh wow, they grew up in a country where Christianity is popular. What a suprise they picked it. They didn't accept Jesus based on faith, they did it based on his popularity.

It's not about what prophets or gods people follow. Going to heaven shouldn't be about luckily picking the right one. It's about how one acts. As for what's right and what's wrong. Well I believe everyone has a universal and natural sense of right and wrong, most people just ignore it.

I don't do good deeds because God tells me to, I do good deeds because they're good deeds. I don't need anyone to tell me killing, stealing, illicit drugs, and promiscuous sex are bad. I already know they are.

Judaism is a religion of stinking taboos and nudniks who don't know how to keep their fucking whining to themselves. Including Shabbat and Passover.

In Christianity you can't hear anything over the fucking ORGAN and you fucking kneel and take a snack that's supposed to be part of Jesus's body. What are Christians, cannibals?

Islam is full of durkas and jihads. Nuff said.

Buddhism? Buddhism is full of fail, it couldn't move a finger against a dictator if it tried. Exhibit 1: Burma. Exhibit 2: Tibet.

Hinduism? They worship cows. They worship stupid elephant headed idols. They say some people are "untouchable" from birth, which means they have to clean up the shit and take out the trash.

Shinto is a Japanese religion praising the Japanese for being Japanese. Only weeaboos really like it.

Tenrikyo: See "Shinto"

Rastafarianism is all about MARIJUANA. Marijuana stinks. no thanks.

Communism is all about worshipping Stalin/Mao/Kim Il Sung/Marx/Lenin and Fascism is all about worshipping Mussolini/Hitler. No thanks!

Atheism? All the atheists do is sit around and talk....and talk.... and talk....

Agnosticism? fine and dandy

RELIGION SUCKS