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Is anyone here still a virgin??

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-23 20:06

I know we all pretend to be virgins and losers with no social life just for the lolz but is anyone here really still a virgin?? I mean I know it's kind of unbelievable that someone over 18 is still a virgin but there has to be someone here who is such a failure and pathetic loser to still be one. Tell us what it’s like to be an adult and never have had sexual intercourse yet.

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-23 20:11

Since I wasn't raised in some spic neighborhood where the girld get pregnant at age 12, I was a virgin until 20.

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-23 20:31

Being over 18 and still a virgin is like being over the age of 20 and still living with your parents. lol!

You'd have to be a total failure at life and everyone laughs at people like that.

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-23 20:41

Unless you and your parents do not get along, leaving home is just plain stupid. It makes no economic sense.

Most of the rest of the world has figured this out, but not the Anglosphere. This is why large chunks of land are being bought up so easily by immigrants where I live -- because those with a clue realise they have more financial power by pooling resources. And they do. To great effect.

Meantime the unthinking white males are busy being independent (the irony), wasting money on substandard housing, cars, poor food and parties. Is it any wonder they're generally failures?

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-23 20:45

I think OP is a pretty cool guy. eh has lots of sex and doesn't afraid of anything

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-23 22:49

Sex is against my religion.

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-23 23:55

i was a virgin until age 17

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-23 23:58

>>7
Wow, what a loser you were.

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-24 2:47

>>1
As if anyone over 18 would still be a virgin. That's just too pathetic - even for 4chan.

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-24 4:36

I'm 19 and never even been alone in a room with a woman.

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-24 5:31

>>10
You sir, must get yourself a hooker.

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-24 6:55

I'm 18 and I'm virgin too. Never kissed a girl either. I fail so hard...

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-24 7:13

>>12
I suggest you read The Well Cultured Anonymous by Anonymous.

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-24 8:33

I want to stick my fist up your ass. Do you like fisting? email me at thejewsdid9/11@aol.com if you want to hook up.

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-24 12:47

Lost my virginity two weeks shy of my 21st birthday. Beforehand, it felt shameful, but of course everyone assumed I wasn't a virgin anyway, and I always took care to propagate that myth. Not a good feeling though.

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-24 16:07

>>1
ME 29 and still virgin and i dont care anymore

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-24 16:51

I know we all pretend to be pimps and cool with great social lives just for the lolz but has anyone here really had sex?? I mean I know it's kind of unbelievable that someone under 18 has had sex but there has to be someone here who is such a winner and an awesome guy that he has. Tell us what it’s like to be a teenager and to have had sexual intercourse.

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-24 17:01

I was 16 and it was with a prostitute (spent my birthday $$ on her, she was REALLY nice looking). At least I can say I lost my virginity with a hot chick.

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-24 18:22

>>16
29, still a virgin, and on 4chan.

We have a winner here people.

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-24 18:40

>>19
and not just any 4chan board, but /lounge/ the lamest board on 4chan where only total osers go.

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-24 19:35

Sleeping indiscriminately with whores you're not gonna know 2 months later is something to be proud of?

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-24 19:36

>>11

My family is thinking of moving to Las Vegas but it's against my religion.

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-24 19:46

im 20, done everything else with girls before but not sex. Raised catholic, studied theology, which made me study philosophy. Philosophy taught me virtue of love and I have refrained from sex as a sacrifice to my wife.

Call me a prude, but I have my entire life lived by virtue. I am very thankful for the self control and discipline to be able to live this way as it has allowed me to maintain healthy relationships with girls for years and also be highly productive with my education and future.

Im not a sex zombie.I am not brain washed by our sex society.

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-24 23:28

>>2
Yet another reason why the white race is inferior and must be destroyed.

Name: Dontmindme !UiPHQm1dHo 2008-01-24 23:57

Indeed

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-25 1:43

>>23
Good excuse.

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-25 1:44

>>23
I'mma have to remember that.

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-25 1:50

  /l、/l、
 (゚、 。(`˛ 、7 - halp rape halp halp!
  l、 ~ヽ  ~ヽ
  じしf_, )しf_, )ノ

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-25 2:35

I want to stick my fist up your ass. Do you like fisting? email me at thejewsdid9/11@aol.com if you want to hook up.

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-25 17:39

>>29
Typical jew virgin.

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-26 4:34

>>19
>>20
im just here to troll with my friend redcream ;[

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-26 7:07

I'm 25 and I've had sex once, I was dumped 2 days later :(

Name: RedCream 2008-01-26 8:10

Me!

Yeah, you guys had it right the WHOLE time. I am a virgin. And damn fucking PROUD OF IT!

Name: RedCream 2008-01-26 8:21

>>33
Yet another clonefag. Look, I know you guys want to be me even more than you want to spoon a wild bear, but I'm afraid to say... THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE!

Once again, I'd like to apologize for how feisty my clonefags like to get. I guess they're just a bit grouchy from a night of getting railed by various family members. Ouch.

But to clarify, yes, I am a virgin. I don't think it's anything to be ashamed of though. Anyone who does is obviously a fag.

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-26 9:19

>>34

I'd rather be a fag than a virgin though.

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-26 15:14

>>34
original always better

Name: RedCream 2008-01-26 23:59

>>36
Fuck yeah!  Original RedCream!

On the lighter side of things, I was in DA STOR DA UDDER DAI and saw "Crema Roja" soda for sale.  FUCKING WIN!  I shoulda shot web all over the 2L bottles, if you know what I mean.

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-27 0:32

God, I am so sick of you guys trolling for virgins.  You win, I'm bending over now, come on in, take a running jump at it you queers

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-27 1:09

>>37
use a tripcode so we all know its you
BTW YOU RULE REDCREAM

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-28 3:52

>>32

I'm 25 and I've had sex never. So ronery.

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-28 18:16

this post is.. sad

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-30 2:24

I am NOT a virgin! Does cyber-sex count?

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-30 3:27

I am NOT a virgin! Does raep count?

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-30 3:28

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TNA Debut (2007)

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-30 3:54

How about if I am a virgin and I use the condom in my first experience. Am I going to keep being a virgin???

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-30 4:19

>>45
Yes. Forever. FOREVER.

Name: DickTits 2008-01-30 16:56

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Name: Anonymous 2008-01-30 17:21

I'm guessing that this poster is about 14. Listen, kid, sex is sex. It doesn't make you a pathetic loser if you don't partake, because anyone can have sex. Seriously, just go on Craigslist and go under erotic and you'll have a cheap hoe ready and waiting.

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-30 18:41

virgin until the age of 9.
My gf was 8 at that time

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-31 20:25

I'm a virgin because I'm a fatty with low self esteem and a below average sized penis.

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-31 20:53

>>50
I'm guessing that this poster is about 14. Listen, kid, sex is sex. It doesn't make you a pathetic loser if you don't partake, because anyone can have sex. Seriously, just go on Craigslist and go under erotic and you'll have a cheap hoe ready and waiting.

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-31 23:05

I looked and it was my sister :(

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-31 23:35

>>51 speaks the truth.

Name: VIRGIN MAN 2008-02-01 2:26

I AM VIRGIN MAN, SAVING MY SPERMATOZOA FOR THE RIGHT STRAIGHT WOMAN OF MY ENTIRE LIFE

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-01 4:00

>>54
child of divorce, so sad

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-01 6:49

I'm 18 and am still a virgin. Never had a girlfriend as well.

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-01 6:55

I'm 21 and only lost my virginity about 9 months ago, shortly after my birthday. I'm in a happy relationship and do not feel that I've "missed out" or anything like that.

Sex is fun, but not essential. It's not necessarily overrated, but it's not all it's cracked up to be, either. Sometimes just having someone to hold is all you could ever want.

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-01 12:46

>>57
holding someone gets boring and uncomfortable after an hour or so, after that you just want to fuck them or go to sleep

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-01 13:07

>>58
hug them in the daytime stupid

Name: Tripple Nigga Cold Steel 2008-02-01 13:09

I hug yo' ass, ya mad stupid whitey ho. Jus' like Orenthawl James.

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-01 13:13

hugging is just passive aggressive sex for the underconfident

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-01 22:24

I'm 19 and yes, still a virgin.. I think I really need to get laid, because I'm becoming more and more bitter and hate things I didn't hate before as time passes by. :\

HOOKAR TIEM

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-01 23:37

who needs sex when you have porn and pillows. just watch some porn, and get 2 pillows and just hump it. that's what I do.

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-02 19:54

You think everyone's over 18... how naieve

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-02 20:01

Did some one say HOOKAR TIEM? Because I thought I heard someone say HOOKAR TIEM.

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-02 20:03

>>64
You can't spell naive. Irony.

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-02 20:12

I'm 25 and still a virgin. I am not proud of it and I hate even typing it here because I feel so ashamed of myself. I know I am going to get flamed and insulted here but I just needed to say something because its driving me crazy. I don't know how to get a girl to talk to me let alone to have sex with and even if I did I would have to admit to being a virgin and they would think there was something wrong with me so its too late for me and my life is over. I just want some help getting girls to like me and then life wouldn't be so bad.

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-02 20:16

>>67
You've probably been telling yourself that for years. I lost mine when I was 21. If you wait too long, then it becomes awkward in any situation.

You're probably not as ugly/fat/dumb as you think. Just be social. That's it.

If you can't get the courage to do that, then you'll stay a lonely miserable internet failure.

Fatass.

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-02 20:16

>>67
You fail.

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-02 20:17

>>68
>>69
Mivehind?

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-02 20:23

>>70
Hivemind as a meme is more about two or more saying the exact same thing (or very close to it) at the exact same time.

However, I think that meme is gay and believe Hivemind is the quiet formation of Anonymous collectively gathering and sharing information and thinking as a whole for the betterment of 4chan. Good feedback is preserved and bad feedback is pruned. One day true equilibrium will be achieved and the true voice of Anonymous will be realized in all of its perfection.

So, you could be right. You could also just be a faggot.

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-02 20:25

>>71
I assure you I'm no faggot, good sir.

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-02 20:26

>>72
Jolly good. Then may I invite you to stroke my penis as I return the favor in a non homosexual manner?

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-02 20:39

>>73
It's only gay if balls are touching.

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-02 23:31

Shit both my balls touch - I guess I'm gay

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