I know we all pretend to be virgins and losers with no social life just for the lolz but is anyone here really still a virgin?? I mean I know it's kind of unbelievable that someone over 18 is still a virgin but there has to be someone here who is such a failure and pathetic loser to still be one. Tell us what it’s like to be an adult and never have had sexual intercourse yet.
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Anonymous2008-01-23 20:11
Since I wasn't raised in some spic neighborhood where the girld get pregnant at age 12, I was a virgin until 20.
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Anonymous2008-01-23 20:31
Being over 18 and still a virgin is like being over the age of 20 and still living with your parents. lol!
You'd have to be a total failure at life and everyone laughs at people like that.
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Anonymous2008-01-23 20:41
Unless you and your parents do not get along, leaving home is just plain stupid. It makes no economic sense.
Most of the rest of the world has figured this out, but not the Anglosphere. This is why large chunks of land are being bought up so easily by immigrants where I live -- because those with a clue realise they have more financial power by pooling resources. And they do. To great effect.
Meantime the unthinking white males are busy being independent (the irony), wasting money on substandard housing, cars, poor food and parties. Is it any wonder they're generally failures?
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Anonymous2008-01-23 20:45
I think OP is a pretty cool guy. eh has lots of sex and doesn't afraid of anything
I'm 18 and I'm virgin too. Never kissed a girl either. I fail so hard...
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Anonymous2008-01-24 7:13
>>12
I suggest you read The Well Cultured Anonymous by Anonymous.
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Anonymous2008-01-24 8:33
I want to stick my fist up your ass. Do you like fisting? email me at thejewsdid9/11@aol.com if you want to hook up.
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Anonymous2008-01-24 12:47
Lost my virginity two weeks shy of my 21st birthday. Beforehand, it felt shameful, but of course everyone assumed I wasn't a virgin anyway, and I always took care to propagate that myth. Not a good feeling though.
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Anonymous2008-01-24 16:07
>>1
ME 29 and still virgin and i dont care anymore
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Anonymous2008-01-24 16:51
I know we all pretend to be pimps and cool with great social lives just for the lolz but has anyone here really had sex?? I mean I know it's kind of unbelievable that someone under 18 has had sex but there has to be someone here who is such a winner and an awesome guy that he has. Tell us what it’s like to be a teenager and to have had sexual intercourse.
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Anonymous2008-01-24 17:01
I was 16 and it was with a prostitute (spent my birthday $$ on her, she was REALLY nice looking). At least I can say I lost my virginity with a hot chick.
My family is thinking of moving to Las Vegas but it's against my religion.
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Anonymous2008-01-24 19:46
im 20, done everything else with girls before but not sex. Raised catholic, studied theology, which made me study philosophy. Philosophy taught me virtue of love and I have refrained from sex as a sacrifice to my wife.
Call me a prude, but I have my entire life lived by virtue. I am very thankful for the self control and discipline to be able to live this way as it has allowed me to maintain healthy relationships with girls for years and also be highly productive with my education and future.
Im not a sex zombie.I am not brain washed by our sex society.
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Anonymous2008-01-24 23:28
>>2
Yet another reason why the white race is inferior and must be destroyed.
>>33
Yet another clonefag. Look, I know you guys want to be me even more than you want to spoon a wild bear, but I'm afraid to say... THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE!
Once again, I'd like to apologize for how feisty my clonefags like to get. I guess they're just a bit grouchy from a night of getting railed by various family members. Ouch.
But to clarify, yes, I am a virgin. I don't think it's anything to be ashamed of though. Anyone who does is obviously a fag.
On the lighter side of things, I was in DA STOR DA UDDER DAI and saw "Crema Roja" soda for sale. FUCKING WIN! I shoulda shot web all over the 2L bottles, if you know what I mean.
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Anonymous2008-01-27 0:32
God, I am so sick of you guys trolling for virgins. You win, I'm bending over now, come on in, take a running jump at it you queers
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Anonymous2008-01-27 1:09
>>37
use a tripcode so we all know its you
BTW YOU RULE REDCREAM
I'm guessing that this poster is about 14. Listen, kid, sex is sex. It doesn't make you a pathetic loser if you don't partake, because anyone can have sex. Seriously, just go on Craigslist and go under erotic and you'll have a cheap hoe ready and waiting.
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Anonymous2008-01-30 18:41
virgin until the age of 9.
My gf was 8 at that time
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Anonymous2008-01-31 20:25
I'm a virgin because I'm a fatty with low self esteem and a below average sized penis.
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Anonymous2008-01-31 20:53
>>50
I'm guessing that this poster is about 14. Listen, kid, sex is sex. It doesn't make you a pathetic loser if you don't partake, because anyone can have sex. Seriously, just go on Craigslist and go under erotic and you'll have a cheap hoe ready and waiting.
I'm 18 and am still a virgin. Never had a girlfriend as well.
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Anonymous2008-02-01 6:55
I'm 21 and only lost my virginity about 9 months ago, shortly after my birthday. I'm in a happy relationship and do not feel that I've "missed out" or anything like that.
Sex is fun, but not essential. It's not necessarily overrated, but it's not all it's cracked up to be, either. Sometimes just having someone to hold is all you could ever want.
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Anonymous2008-02-01 12:46
>>57
holding someone gets boring and uncomfortable after an hour or so, after that you just want to fuck them or go to sleep
I hug yo' ass, ya mad stupid whitey ho. Jus' like Orenthawl James.
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Anonymous2008-02-01 13:13
hugging is just passive aggressive sex for the underconfident
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Anonymous2008-02-01 22:24
I'm 19 and yes, still a virgin.. I think I really need to get laid, because I'm becoming more and more bitter and hate things I didn't hate before as time passes by. :\
HOOKAR TIEM
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Anonymous2008-02-01 23:37
who needs sex when you have porn and pillows. just watch some porn, and get 2 pillows and just hump it. that's what I do.
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Anonymous2008-02-02 19:54
You think everyone's over 18... how naieve
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Anonymous2008-02-02 20:01
Did some one say HOOKAR TIEM? Because I thought I heard someone say HOOKAR TIEM.
I'm 25 and still a virgin. I am not proud of it and I hate even typing it here because I feel so ashamed of myself. I know I am going to get flamed and insulted here but I just needed to say something because its driving me crazy. I don't know how to get a girl to talk to me let alone to have sex with and even if I did I would have to admit to being a virgin and they would think there was something wrong with me so its too late for me and my life is over. I just want some help getting girls to like me and then life wouldn't be so bad.
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Anonymous2008-02-02 20:16
>>67
You've probably been telling yourself that for years. I lost mine when I was 21. If you wait too long, then it becomes awkward in any situation.
You're probably not as ugly/fat/dumb as you think. Just be social. That's it.
If you can't get the courage to do that, then you'll stay a lonely miserable internet failure.
>>70
Hivemind as a meme is more about two or more saying the exact same thing (or very close to it) at the exact same time.
However, I think that meme is gay and believe Hivemind is the quiet formation of Anonymous collectively gathering and sharing information and thinking as a whole for the betterment of 4chan. Good feedback is preserved and bad feedback is pruned. One day true equilibrium will be achieved and the true voice of Anonymous will be realized in all of its perfection.
So, you could be right. You could also just be a faggot.