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Is anyone here still a virgin??

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-23 20:06

I know we all pretend to be virgins and losers with no social life just for the lolz but is anyone here really still a virgin?? I mean I know it's kind of unbelievable that someone over 18 is still a virgin but there has to be someone here who is such a failure and pathetic loser to still be one. Tell us what it’s like to be an adult and never have had sexual intercourse yet.

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-28 18:16

this post is.. sad

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-30 2:24

I am NOT a virgin! Does cyber-sex count?

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-30 3:27

I am NOT a virgin! Does raep count?

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-30 3:28

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Name: Anonymous 2008-01-30 3:54

How about if I am a virgin and I use the condom in my first experience. Am I going to keep being a virgin???

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-30 4:19

>>45
Yes. Forever. FOREVER.

Name: DickTits 2008-01-30 16:56

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Name: Anonymous 2008-01-30 17:21

I'm guessing that this poster is about 14. Listen, kid, sex is sex. It doesn't make you a pathetic loser if you don't partake, because anyone can have sex. Seriously, just go on Craigslist and go under erotic and you'll have a cheap hoe ready and waiting.

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-30 18:41

virgin until the age of 9.
My gf was 8 at that time

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-31 20:25

I'm a virgin because I'm a fatty with low self esteem and a below average sized penis.

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-31 20:53

>>50
I'm guessing that this poster is about 14. Listen, kid, sex is sex. It doesn't make you a pathetic loser if you don't partake, because anyone can have sex. Seriously, just go on Craigslist and go under erotic and you'll have a cheap hoe ready and waiting.

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-31 23:05

I looked and it was my sister :(

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-31 23:35

>>51 speaks the truth.

Name: VIRGIN MAN 2008-02-01 2:26

I AM VIRGIN MAN, SAVING MY SPERMATOZOA FOR THE RIGHT STRAIGHT WOMAN OF MY ENTIRE LIFE

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-01 4:00

>>54
child of divorce, so sad

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-01 6:49

I'm 18 and am still a virgin. Never had a girlfriend as well.

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-01 6:55

I'm 21 and only lost my virginity about 9 months ago, shortly after my birthday. I'm in a happy relationship and do not feel that I've "missed out" or anything like that.

Sex is fun, but not essential. It's not necessarily overrated, but it's not all it's cracked up to be, either. Sometimes just having someone to hold is all you could ever want.

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-01 12:46

>>57
holding someone gets boring and uncomfortable after an hour or so, after that you just want to fuck them or go to sleep

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-01 13:07

>>58
hug them in the daytime stupid

Name: Tripple Nigga Cold Steel 2008-02-01 13:09

I hug yo' ass, ya mad stupid whitey ho. Jus' like Orenthawl James.

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-01 13:13

hugging is just passive aggressive sex for the underconfident

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-01 22:24

I'm 19 and yes, still a virgin.. I think I really need to get laid, because I'm becoming more and more bitter and hate things I didn't hate before as time passes by. :\

HOOKAR TIEM

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-01 23:37

who needs sex when you have porn and pillows. just watch some porn, and get 2 pillows and just hump it. that's what I do.

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-02 19:54

You think everyone's over 18... how naieve

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-02 20:01

Did some one say HOOKAR TIEM? Because I thought I heard someone say HOOKAR TIEM.

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-02 20:03

>>64
You can't spell naive. Irony.

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-02 20:12

I'm 25 and still a virgin. I am not proud of it and I hate even typing it here because I feel so ashamed of myself. I know I am going to get flamed and insulted here but I just needed to say something because its driving me crazy. I don't know how to get a girl to talk to me let alone to have sex with and even if I did I would have to admit to being a virgin and they would think there was something wrong with me so its too late for me and my life is over. I just want some help getting girls to like me and then life wouldn't be so bad.

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-02 20:16

>>67
You've probably been telling yourself that for years. I lost mine when I was 21. If you wait too long, then it becomes awkward in any situation.

You're probably not as ugly/fat/dumb as you think. Just be social. That's it.

If you can't get the courage to do that, then you'll stay a lonely miserable internet failure.

Fatass.

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-02 20:16

>>67
You fail.

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-02 20:17

>>68
>>69
Mivehind?

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-02 20:23

>>70
Hivemind as a meme is more about two or more saying the exact same thing (or very close to it) at the exact same time.

However, I think that meme is gay and believe Hivemind is the quiet formation of Anonymous collectively gathering and sharing information and thinking as a whole for the betterment of 4chan. Good feedback is preserved and bad feedback is pruned. One day true equilibrium will be achieved and the true voice of Anonymous will be realized in all of its perfection.

So, you could be right. You could also just be a faggot.

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-02 20:25

>>71
I assure you I'm no faggot, good sir.

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-02 20:26

>>72
Jolly good. Then may I invite you to stroke my penis as I return the favor in a non homosexual manner?

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-02 20:39

>>73
It's only gay if balls are touching.

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-02 23:31

Shit both my balls touch - I guess I'm gay

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