I have no friends

How exactly do you make friends?

not here bitch

>>1

Apparently you have to be "into" whatever they are.

fail kid fails.

give a lot of head.

>>1
I'm afraid I can't help you, I'm far too much of a fag.  If anyone on here isn't a huge fag, maybe they can help you.  If no one helps you, I would presume, if I were you, that everyone who didn't help you but could have was too busy thinking of potential cocks they would like to suck.

>>3
that's right

if you like vydiagames go to a lan party or something, if you like annie may, go to a weaboo convention, if you like masturbation then go to a gokkun filming

>>7
but wot if ur not a massive faggot? wot den?

>>1
fuck friends, you need babes in your life, i'm all about approaching babes whenever, wherever.
here's a recent approach i did, read and learn:
I spotted a babe all up in the cafeteria. At first I didn't have the raw nerve to go up to her.
She picked a table in the cafeteria and sat alone. I sat at a nearby table.

Then, I reminded myself I was A MAN, so I went up to her.

Me: Hi can I ask you something?
Her: Sure

Me: (Noticing her soccer backpack) Are you on the soccer team?
Her: Yeah

Me: Do you know where I can get tickets?
Her: (Explaining that you can buy them at the field)

Me: What's your name?
Her: Sarah (sticks out hand)
Me: I'm HolyG
Me: So what year are you?
Her: I'm freshman
Me: Oh cool, how do you like soccer
Her: Blah Blah its fun
Me: You live here in this dorm
Her: Yeah
Her: I don't mean to be rude but I gtg.
(She left the cafeteria)

She didn't really smile a lot...but she was nice enough.

>>1
you are my friend from now on

>>9
lies

>>10
>>11
http://blogs4brownback.wordpress.com/2008/01/01/4chan-totally-gay/
Wow, I guess this article is correct after all.

>>12
wow, the best depiction of 4chan i've ever seen.

"Something Awfuller", LOL

your missing the bigger picture, this horrid site is nothing compared to ebaumsworld dot com [editor's note:  run by a Jew]. it has an secret subforum for paying members which includes boards on pedophilia, gambling and terrorism. this sub forum requires intracate knowledge of pearl, a complex programming tool. this subform isn’t known to many people and has about 80 hardcore members. if i were you i would pay the $69.99 and investgate. i know about this because i have seen a few sites in my time and i can tell. they use pictures with special watermarks to indicate a link to this sub forum. look carefully at all the watermarks. good luck in your investigation.

it is pretty fucking bad. i hope the government steps in and shuts this down

14 I think, in my country it was still legal to air it on TV and that's where I first saw it.

>>17
wrong.

I want friends. I'm better looking than a lot of people. I'm more wise and knowledgable than a lot of people. I don't do drugs or pre-marital sex, oh wait that might be why I don't have friends.

>>19
Correct. I tell ya, society today is so hedonistic and anti-intellectual that it is sickening.

>>20
wrong.

>>12
4chan is populated by unruly children, the retarded (known as /b/tards), pedophiles, child pornographers, anarchists and the utterly unemployable. You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. So you must be cautious.