My brother is a lazy bum. HELP ME!!

So my brother is a lazy bum. We are the same age but all he does is bum money off me, steals my food, makes me drive him around and he refuses to do any work at all. My parents refuse to kick him out of the house. I don't know how to get it through his head that he needs to start doing stuff on his own and to stop relying on others.

This is a picture of me and him together. This is what he does all day long, just sits there leaching off me. Not cool. What should I do?

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Do the same to your parents so he can't do it to you.

ZOMG! Lol, tell him that you feel like hes always a part of you, but but have to live separate lives.

WIN THE LOTTERY

rofl

Wait until he is asleep, then castrate him, and castrate yourself. This will not stop his leeching problem, but it will stop either of you from spreading.

>>6

I cannot castrate him. He has no reproduction organ. As you can see in the picture.

The obvious solution is a barrel roll.  I recommend a barrel roll for this problem.  Barrel roll.

pointing to fail
/points at >>8

/agrees with >>9