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whats the craziest thing youve ever done?

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-04 7:28

one time there were these cops patrolling in a bad neighborhood. i was drunk and kinda horny, so i decided to unzip my pants and take a piss infron of them as they drove by.

i was expecting them to do something but they didnt. they just glanced and kept on driving.

i guess when you are a cop in a bad neighborhood, you have no time for petty shit.

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-04 7:36

Craziest thing i done was probably punch a rent-a-cop, he tried to take my board from me and shit, i didn't do anything, was walking through a mall and i had it on my hand, i put it down and placed my toes on it to keep it with me, he started trying to take it when i picked it back up so i punched him in the jaw and left.

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-04 10:04

>>1
when I did that, the cops walked over, and one sucked me off while the other banged me from behind.  Then I remembered, I'm a gay porn actor.

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-04 19:55

this one time there were a couple of guys who were up to no good, they started making trouble in my neighborhood, I got in one little fight and my mum got scared and said " your moving with your autie and uncle in bel-air.

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-04 21:39

>>2

he was a boy she was a girl
can i make it anymore obvious?

He was a punk, she did ballet
What more can I say?

He wanted him, she'd never tell
secretly she hated him as well

But all of her dolls, stuck up their but
And they had a problem with his baggy toes...

He was a skater boy
She said sex with you l8ter boy
He wasgood enough for her
She had an ugly face
But her head was up in a maze
She needed to come back down to earth

Five years from now, she sits at home
Feeding the babyon her boobs

She turns on T.V., guess who she sees
Skater boy sucking on MTV

She calls up her friends, they didnt know
And they want to get tickets to see his show

she tags along, and stands in the crowd
Looks up at the man that she turned down

He was a skater boy
She said "see ya later boy"
He wasn't good enough for her
Now he's a superstar
Slammin on his guitar
Does your pretty face see what he's worth?
He was a skater boy
She said "see ya later boy"
He wasn't good enough for her
Now he's a superstar
Slammin on his guitar
Did your pretty face see what he's worth?(hold out)

Sorry girl, but you missed out
Well tough luck that boy's mine now

We are more than just good friends
This is how the story ends

Too bad that you couldn't see
See the man that boy could be

There is more than meets the eye
I see the soul that is inside

He's just a boy and I'm just a girl
Can I make it anymore obvious?

We are in love, haven`t you heard
How we rock each others world!

I met a skaterboy
I said "see ya later boy"
I'll be backstage after the show
I'll be at the studio
Singing the song we wrote
About a girl you used to know.

I met a skaterboy
I said "see ya later boy"
I'll be backstage after the show
I'll be at the studio
Singing the song we wrote
About the girl you used to know.

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-04 22:24

Once i cut my arm with a razor blade, not deep enough to bleed but pretty deep. I was worried i'd have a scar but its gone now. that was the craziest shit i've ever done and it hurt so much i'll never do it again.

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-04 22:54

hi trent reznor

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