whats the craziest thing youve ever done?

one time there were these cops patrolling in a bad neighborhood. i was drunk and kinda horny, so i decided to unzip my pants and take a piss infron of them as they drove by.

i was expecting them to do something but they didnt. they just glanced and kept on driving.

i guess when you are a cop in a bad neighborhood, you have no time for petty shit.