whats the craziest thing youve ever done?

one time there were these cops patrolling in a bad neighborhood. i was drunk and kinda horny, so i decided to unzip my pants and take a piss infron of them as they drove by.

i was expecting them to do something but they didnt. they just glanced and kept on driving.

i guess when you are a cop in a bad neighborhood, you have no time for petty shit.

Craziest thing i done was probably punch a rent-a-cop, he tried to take my board from me and shit, i didn't do anything, was walking through a mall and i had it on my hand, i put it down and placed my toes on it to keep it with me, he started trying to take it when i picked it back up so i punched him in the jaw and left.