For the last few weeks, I've had this burning, stinging sensation in my testicles. Everyday it has gotten worse, and today it is absolutely unbearable. I have decided to castrate myself. So, /lounge/ what is the best way to remove my testicles?
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Basically that's what I want to accomplish, the part when the guy removes his testicles from his scrotum.
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Anonymous2007-12-02 19:45
Why not with teeth?
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Anonymous2007-12-02 20:43
Okay, so I've decided that the best way to castrate myself is to use a kitchen knife. In the next few minutes I'll have one last wank, then I'll say goodbye to my jewels.
op, your an idiot. go to a doctor, because if you cut your balls off, say hello to a fucking world of hurt. Not only will the act of chopping your balls of leave you in terrible pain, you will never be attracted to a females ever again. enjoy asexuality.
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Anonymous2007-12-02 20:59
OH GOD WHAT THE FUCK HAVE I DONE!!!!!?????
Okay, so I actually did it, and the pain is actually WORSE. My scrotum is purpley-black and it's the size of a baseball. OH GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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McPP2007-12-02 21:00
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH.... You so fonny. Oy, RedCream, get a load of this, wanker chopped his balls off. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH.
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Anonymous2007-12-02 21:29
AWWWW GOOOOODDDD I JUST CALLED 911 AND NOW IT'S THE SIZE OF A GRAPEFRUIT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111111