Why r my nipples stiff?

I was playing yatzee with my nanny when all the sudden my nipples poked out a few inches and nearly grasped my nanny nooks. I took some bengay but it made it worse. please help me. my vagina is gettin dry.and PS: where can i buy some marijuana?

uh, Idunno.. try asking some of the other posters in /lounge/... sorry I cant be of more help.

It's the yatzee.  Youtube their ad, "It make you nipples poked out a few inches" is the slogan

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Correct.  They did it on Mythbusters.

You were thinking perverted thoughts. Wait a second, did you say a few INCHES?!