Why r my nipples stiff?

I was playing yatzee with my nanny when all the sudden my nipples poked out a few inches and nearly grasped my nanny nooks. I took some bengay but it made it worse. please help me. my vagina is gettin dry.and PS: where can i buy some marijuana?

It's the yatzee.  Youtube their ad, "It make you nipples poked out a few inches" is the slogan