I'm tired, single, fat, can't sleep, my best friend's been hospitalized for the past week and nobody knows what's wrong with him, have no life, and nobody likes me.
Make fun of me.
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Anonymous2007-11-26 0:41
Okay then.
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Anonymous2007-11-26 0:42
Are we all confused yet? Or does this take more time?
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Anonymous2007-11-26 0:43
>>1
I like you and obviously so does your best friend. Stay strong.
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Anonymous2007-11-26 0:46
... Holy crap, Dave was wrong. I didn't lose my virginity within the first five minutes of being on 4chan.
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Anonymous2007-11-26 0:53
Hi! Welcome to 4chan, the nicest place on Earth. We're glad you came here and hope you post more often! :3
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Anonymous2007-11-26 0:57
Captain's log: Day 1. After about five minutes, I was sure I'd be okay... After twenty, I never want to use "lol" again. Although the people seem friendly enough, I fear that I've lost my virginity without noticing. Twice.
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Anonymous2007-11-26 0:58
>>1
Jeepers, this story hits a little close to home for us
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Anonymous2007-11-26 1:02
Hah... He's going to school tomorrow anyway. I'm going to go to bed now so that I won't have to stay home tomorrow.
There's 30 cents on the table, you can have it if you don't rape me while I sleep.
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Anonymous2007-11-26 1:09
quick somebody find his wallet
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Anonymous2007-11-26 1:10
I have a weighted companion cube, don't make me throw it at you.
Aww, don't say those mean things about yourself. You're a good person. Your family loves you and you have a lot to live for. Welcome to 4chan, where there's always a friend to talk to.
lol, jk. We already hate you.
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Anonymous2007-11-26 1:27
I think God already made fun of you.
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Anonymous2007-11-26 1:28
>>14
She/He/It's proof that God either makes mistakes or does things for the lulz.
I don't believe you. If that was true, you are now two different people, and I don't care what you have to say, douche-fag, you're gonna like being two people.
http://es.youtube.com/watch?v=l2ZXcVsqNGQ&feature=related
haha your talking me you shitfaced cockmaster how fucking smart are u to have the courage to diss me over the internet acting all tough and shit man give me ur address i will cut ur ass up. HEres mine edmonds, washington 202 9th Ave. S. 98020 IF you want to do some real shit then shut me up but if not fuck my balls
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Anonymous2007-11-26 9:59
>>1
well, ask the doctors what's wrong with your friend, and then, find a sturdy pipe, trust me, for overweight you'll need it... and find a couple pieces of rope, twine them together, and then hang yourself you tubby peice of shit. Or eat a tub full of beans, just fill the tub and eat till you can't eat no moar then keep filling those fat cheeks you fuck.
I'm pretty short, compared to people my age. I know I have a "shortness complex", since I always worry about being short and I often check other people's height and compare it to mine.most people are taller than me.
I'd like to know how this can be solved, because this really hurts (being short).