Make fun of me, damnit.

I'm tired, single, fat, can't sleep, my best friend's been hospitalized for the past week and nobody knows what's wrong with him, have no life, and nobody likes me.

Make fun of me.

I don't believe you. If that was true, you are now two different people, and I don't care what you have to say, douche-fag, you're gonna like being two people.