So guys..
My boyfriend has been slowly introducing me to his cock, right..
and for a while ive have the biggest fear of it but not anymore.
well now im paranoid about giving him an amazing handjob..
So who wants to tell me how I do that ^_^
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Anonymous2007-11-04 12:35
Start slow then go fast concentrate on the nob. If you want to make him really happy make it a blowie.
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Anonymous2007-11-04 12:37
well hears the thing..HE's too afraid to be blown yet..(i know right!) and what exactly is the nob?
>>4
Listen mister, your kind really makes me puke. You lose that attitude now, or play somewhere else.
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Anonymous2007-11-04 14:08
a candle stick in his pee-hole.
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Anonymous2007-11-04 18:41
wow i come back to all this...you all suck hard noodles.
>.<
I WANNA GIVE HIM A KICKASS HANDJOB!!
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Anonymous2007-11-04 22:12
>>1
>So guys..
>My brother has been slowly falling asleep on the couch, right..
>and for a while ive have the biggest hardon of it.
>well now im paranoid about giving him an amazing handjob..
>So who wants to tell me how I do that ^_^
fix'd
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Anonymous2007-11-04 22:34
Introduce a 2-liter of President's Choice cola to his rectum.
Gripping it with your thumb on top, and your index and middle finger on the bottom, rub it up and down REALLY FAST while squeezing HARD. The faster and harder the better! Believe me, even if he acts like he wants you to stop, HE WILL THANK YOU LATER. It's the ultimate technique for producing powerful orgasms.
>>16
Look, fun's fun, but you've gone too far. Have you ever had relations with a woman who thought that your cock was some pull handle on a bus? It's just NOT THAT STURDY. Don't teach women to give us penis fracture. Gentle and firm should be the rule.
... because if she DOES hurt you, you gotta break her fucking chicken neck, cut up the body, and dump it all into a 55gal drum which you'll bury somewhere with a little lime dusted in.
He calls himself RedCream, he is a newfag on steroids. Treating Anonymous like a real life video game, posting random bullshit, having gay-ass conversations with himself, and disrupting innocent posters' threads. And if you try to fight back, watch out! His faggotry runs deep.
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Anonymous2007-11-05 1:09
Homosexuals (men and women) are not very entertaining comedians. They make me sick to my stomach.
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Anonymous2007-11-05 5:45
LOL guys its the OP here im actually a faggot noob looking for cheap kicks and I dont know how to make a serious thread.