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I'm a girl...big whoop wanna fight about it.

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-04 12:31

So guys..
My boyfriend has been slowly introducing me to his cock, right..
and for a while ive have the biggest fear of it but not anymore.
well now im paranoid about giving him an amazing handjob..
So who wants to tell me how I do that ^_^

Name: RedCream 2007-11-05 0:01

>>16
Look, fun's fun, but you've gone too far.  Have you ever had relations with a woman who thought that your cock was some pull handle on a bus?  It's just NOT THAT STURDY.  Don't teach women to give us penis fractureGentle and firm should be the rule.

... because if she DOES hurt you, you gotta break her fucking chicken neck, cut up the body, and dump it all into a 55gal drum which you'll bury somewhere with a little lime dusted in.

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