/lounge/ - help me get laid by Jessica Alba

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-03 19:18

I need you guys to raise up about 2 million dollars for me so I can move to hollywood, woo Jessica Alba, hire a hitman to make her boyfriend disappear and get laid by her. I'll post the video's here. Now, every single 4channer just needs to send me $10. That'll probably be enough.

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-03 19:20

hahaha how dumb. just stalk her, sedate her, and rape her.

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-04 16:20

No, then if I record it, it's evidence.

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-04 17:46

So what was that Tom Green thing then? I saw it on Youtube... Tom Green going insane on the air due to Anon pranking his online show.

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-04 21:25

Every single one?

Okay you'll make about $10...

4chan is all one person....

>>1-9000 same person

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-04 21:33

I can donate a flashlight and a speculum. Don't worry about me. I've got plenty.

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-05 18:34

>>5
That's enough. It's all i need.

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-06 1:34

>>5

I'm you on Thursdays

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-06 1:36

I'll give you a max of 3.50

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-06 1:44

My pet rat just died. You can have its body if you want.

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-06 16:21

Okay, so I have $13.50, a flashlight, speculum, and a dead rat. What's the plan?

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-06 17:53

It's 106 miles to Hollywood, we got a fully charged flashlight, a half-rotten dead rat, 13 dollars and 50 cents, and we're wearing speculums.
Hit it.

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-06 18:02

>>2
What he said.

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-06 22:52

>>12

Everyone into the party van. VROOOOOOOOOM

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-07 0:02

>>2

Wins.

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-07 0:55

Hey, Jessica is my girlfriend. This means war, to the Batmobile.

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-07 8:35

>>16
Come on, it's all of us Anon vs an anon imposter. Attack!

help me get laid by Jessica Alba

1 Name: Anonymous 2007-11-03 19:18

2 Name: Anonymous 2007-11-03 19:20

3 Name: Anonymous 2007-11-04 16:20

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5 Name: Anonymous 2007-11-04 21:25

6 Name: Anonymous 2007-11-04 21:33

7 Name: Anonymous 2007-11-05 18:34

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12 Name: Anonymous 2007-11-06 17:53

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17 Name: Anonymous 2007-11-07 8:35