blow job

hi people, i know this girl for like 9 months n we r good friends as we used to work together n everything.
she is a cultural kind of person and she is hindu



she recently broke up wid her boyfriend and i want her to suk my dik.

im 17 shes jus 1 year older than me

how do i approach her about this....

thankx

Just go up to her and say "Would you be so kind as to suk my dik? Krishna would be most delighted.".

u cn sy::: suk m dk , botch!! f u don du i t i slappp u fr gd!!

lol, did u tk him to da bar|?

Well, i would attack her when no one is around, then bind and gag her. Get one of those things that keep poeples mouths open and well you can guess the rest.

let her know that your an elite fuckin virgin and that you wank 5 times a day to her

should i ask her politely or take her somehwere where we both are alone and then do it? shes too cultural she thinks even kissing is bad lol

and i mean this not to you who are not serious you can fuk of

If she cultural then you should put some curry powder on your nob.  That sort LOVE there curry.

You should just take her to a bar (or some kind of non-alcoholic beverage purveryor if she's one of these religious types) get chatting to her, crack some jokes, and have a good time. Then walk her home, be a gentleman, and get to her door. Then, just as she's about to go inside you say "LISTEN YOU FUCKING BITCH, I'M GOING TO HAVE YOU GANG RAPED BY FUCKING DOGS IF YOU DON'T STRIP NAKED AND SUCK THE FUCKING SHIT OUT OF MY DICK RIGHT FUCKING NOW YOU SHIT-STUPID WHORE". It'll work like a charm.

If she doesn't do it after that then you should probably just slap her about a few times and repeat the line. Keep doing that until she comes around. You'll be fine.


Good luck friend!

>>9
Agree whole heartedly. But instead of just having her suck you off, have her fuck a horse, take pictures, and threaten that if she doesn't become your whore to do whatever you want with you'll personally mail those pictures to her friends and family and ask them to lock you away in a mental institution. That way you have a bitch that you can use until you get tired of her, then you can sell her off to your desperate virgin friends and make a shitload, and then you can ship her to russia or wherever the fuck used hoes go to.

ok let me clear things up..

i am being serious..

she livs in the same apartment building as me.

she is my sister's best friend so if i do something wrong she can contact my sis about wahtever, so i cant lie to her about anything

first about morals, well she said that she wants to "try things out" and "get drunk" so giving a blowjob does not seem to be such a big of a deal.


and she always tells me "hey lets meet up an talk" but then when i meet her im scared to ask her to suk my dik. what if she says no and tells my sis all tht bs n thn my sis tells it to my parents
u get the idea..


i think i should approach her wid something like this "not to be rude or anything or dont tell this to any1 but have u ever touched a penis?"

i dont kno how to approach her about that. im also not "too" good wid talking to gurls..

so yeah i think i wait for her to get drunk first n maybe then ask her? till thn
i can look forward to meeting som other chiks as my semestr 2 is starting up

"not to be rude or anything or dont tell this to any1 but have u ever touched a penis?"

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, that made me LOL OUT LOUD. ^-^

Deffinalty wait until she's drunk.

>>11
dude, just ask her. The worst answer you can get is no.

>>13
ya but thn she could tell my sis

>>14
Well then fuck your sister. Dude, just ask. What the hell can your sister do? Tell your mom? What the hell can your mom do? NOTHING. If you want to be sucked off, go for it.

>>15
but my mom would hit me..

>>16
look, do you want a blowjob or not.

Take her on a date, be all charming, go home, cuddle in front of a movie (girls love that), and then she will probably be willing.

NIGGER

STICK IT IN HER POOPER

NIGGER

She thinks kissing is wrong but wouldn't go back on trying new things like getting drunk? Dude, you've got strange taste.

Rape her.

God help your saddened little soul, you pussy ass little pervert

dont listen to the guy above me, just tell her you demand her too. then if she doesnt shove her face in to your cock.

>>23
You forget, this is 4chan.
I think it's required that you be at least slightly perverted before entering.

>>24
>>BAAAAAAWWWW IM A DICK WHO LIKES TO OPINIONATE EVERYTHING!

Fix'd

>>26
funny look who was the last person you let in you pants!

>>25
true true, but resorting to rape is kinda.... pointless if you wana get in prison and take it in the behind like that sublime song, you know, Date Rape

>>28
Date rape has nothing to do with it when you get it from nichole

>>29

You are the weakest link, nut-weasel

rub some curry on yr cock. <-period, see that, a period.

her: i dumped my boyfriend, now I'm really sad :(
OP: i understand, but not to be rude or anything or dont tell this to any1 but have you ever touched a penis?

>>32

Epic.

This is just lame, start dating her.

im 17

Ban for underage.