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Name: Anonymous 2007-11-02 19:04

hi people, i know this girl for like 9 months n we r good friends as we used to work together n everything.
she is a cultural kind of person and she is hindu



she recently broke up wid her boyfriend and i want her to suk my dik.

im 17 shes jus 1 year older than me

how do i approach her about this....

thankx

Name: SexMaster2k 2007-11-02 20:37

You should just take her to a bar (or some kind of non-alcoholic beverage purveryor if she's one of these religious types) get chatting to her, crack some jokes, and have a good time. Then walk her home, be a gentleman, and get to her door. Then, just as she's about to go inside you say "LISTEN YOU FUCKING BITCH, I'M GOING TO HAVE YOU GANG RAPED BY FUCKING DOGS IF YOU DON'T STRIP NAKED AND SUCK THE FUCKING SHIT OUT OF MY DICK RIGHT FUCKING NOW YOU SHIT-STUPID WHORE". It'll work like a charm.

If she doesn't do it after that then you should probably just slap her about a few times and repeat the line. Keep doing that until she comes around. You'll be fine.


Good luck friend!

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