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I can't believe I'm asking this...

Name: BigBadFurgy 2007-10-27 0:23

...but do you guys have advice on getting girls?
I've tried everything, and I decided I got nothing to lose.
Any tips?

Name: RedCream 2007-10-27 0:26

I wouldn't know. I'm a flaming homosexual

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-27 0:29

I suxxers with da chicks. I've never had a gf

True story.

Name: BigBadFurgy 2007-10-27 0:34

Yeah, same.
I thought you guys all had gfs?  If you don't then allow me to say this.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

That is all
:DDD

Name: RedCream 2007-10-27 1:39

FACT:  The best way to get girls is to abuse them.  Girls don't respect a guy who treats them with respect in the first place.  It is a bit sick, but at least you'll get your dick wet like you need in the first place.

Just treat the little sluts with contempt and they'll start to chase you like you're a walking credit card or something.

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-27 1:52

yep Redcream is right and if that doesn't work then I'll just say bust out the chloroform for a bit of the ole' in out

Name: RedCream 2007-10-27 2:01

Addendum:  Bother to bathe more often.  You need that throbbing gristle clean as a whistle, since you'll have to drop trou more frequently for quickies.

Name: RedCream 2007-10-27 2:02

I am a cuntcickle

Name: RedCream 2007-10-27 2:14

>>8
Hey Imposter! STFU!

Like I would ever get near a cunt! Such a nasty and vile aperture.

Name: RedCream 2007-10-27 2:16

I don't go near cunts, I am one.

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-27 2:40

>>10

lol nub didn't get the joke

what a pathetic loser.

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-27 2:42

All it takes is three words:

I. Love. You.

Unfortunately those are the 3 hardest words to say in the English language, so it doesn't hurt to practise.

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-27 2:47

>>11
I bet you are a jew

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-27 2:56

>>13

shut it, RedCream lover

Name: RedCreamLover 2007-10-27 2:59

Yeah, so what?

Name: RedCream 2007-10-27 4:32

Christopher Logan Hanssen.

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-27 19:23

okay, when you approach women, don't approach with attraction. Approach with confidence. Women have no patience for perverted losers. They want a guy with balls. So when you approach, don't do it blushing and staring. Do it with confidence. And don't think about how attractive she is or how sexy she is. Women find that disgusting, and it is. A girlfriend is more than just a sex tool after all. She is a person you share thoughts and dreams with, who you laugh and cry with, who you care for and as a result who cares for you. So don't just have "getting a girl" in mind when you are looking for a girlfriend. Find someone that has a good mind and a good heart, and someone who you are compatible with.

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-27 19:27

>>17
u're a fag

go eat sum cum

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-27 19:41

>>18

seconded

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-27 19:45

Get a van, they is chick magnets

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-27 19:47

20 get

Name: BigBadFurgy 2007-10-27 22:35

Thanks for the advice.  I'll see if I can put any of it to use.  I'll let you know how it goes.

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-27 23:23

hey 18, 19, FUCK YOU. obviously you guys have no life. This kid was just asking a simple question, and you just have to come and fuck it up. Really, where is the banning???

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-27 23:26

>>23
Its up my ass, nigger

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-27 23:29

mmmm I think i'll cum and get it lovely bitch

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