I can't believe I'm asking this...

...but do you guys have advice on getting girls?
I've tried everything, and I decided I got nothing to lose.
Any tips?

okay, when you approach women, don't approach with attraction. Approach with confidence. Women have no patience for perverted losers. They want a guy with balls. So when you approach, don't do it blushing and staring. Do it with confidence. And don't think about how attractive she is or how sexy she is. Women find that disgusting, and it is. A girlfriend is more than just a sex tool after all. She is a person you share thoughts and dreams with, who you laugh and cry with, who you care for and as a result who cares for you. So don't just have "getting a girl" in mind when you are looking for a girlfriend. Find someone that has a good mind and a good heart, and someone who you are compatible with.