it was dinner time and i was eating food and mom and dad were eating here too and we ere having meat loaf and idont really like meat loaf but w.e and mid dinner i felt really sick and went up stairs to lay down and then i hear the sound of something thumping and hitting the ground and my mom scream and i run down stairs and i see dad laying on floor and mom says call a aumbulance and i wistled for a cab when it cdame near the lisence playe said fresh and had dice in the mirror the cab was rare if i could say yo homes to bel air we pulled up about 7 or 8 and yelled to the cabbie yo homes smell ya later i was finally they to settle as the price of bel air
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Anonymous2007-10-11 19:39
shit thats freakin horrible dude!!!!! im so sorry that happebed
Your dad died from a process called "Mastenerization". The Mastener Effect is a great, hidden killer in the United States. Google it.
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Anonymous2007-10-11 21:34
damn man that sux i feel sry for u ;(
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redcream2007-10-11 22:22
In humans, defecation may occur (depending on the individual and the circumstances) from once every two or three days to several times a day. Hardening of the feces may cause prolonged interruption in the routine and is called constipation.
Human fecal matter varies significantly in appearance, depending on diet and health. Normally it is semisolid, with a mucus coating. Its brown coloration comes from a combination of bile and bilirubin, which comes from dead red blood cells.
In newborn babies, fecal matter is initially yellow/green after the meconium. This coloration comes from the presence of bile alone. In time, as the body starts expelling bilirubin from dead red blood cells, it acquires its familiar brown appearance, unless the baby is breast feeding, in which case it remains soft, pale yellowish, and not-unpleasantly scented until the baby begins to eat significant amounts of other food.
Throughout the life of an ordinary human, one may experience many types of feces. A "green" stool is from rapid transit of feces through the intestines (or the consumption of certain blue or green food dyes in quantity), and "clay-like" appearance to the feces is the result of a lack of bilirubin.
Bile overload is very rare, and not a health threat. Problems as simple as serious diarrhea can cause blood in one's stool, turning it black. Black stools caused by blood usually indicate a problem in the intestines (the black blood is digested), whereas red streaks of blood in stool are usually caused by bleeding in the rectum or anus.
Food may sometimes make an appearance in the feces. Common undigested foods found in human feces are seeds, nuts, corn and beans, mainly because of their high Dietary fiber content. Artifical food coloring in some processed foods such as highly colorful packaged breakfast cereals can also cause unusual feces coloring if eaten in sufficient quantities.
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Anonymous2007-10-11 22:23
In humans, defecation may occur (depending on the individual and the circumstances) from once every two or three days to several times a day. Hardening of the feces may cause prolonged interruption in the routine and is called constipation.
Human fecal matter varies significantly in appearance, depending on diet and health. Normally it is semisolid, with a mucus coating. Its brown coloration comes from a combination of bile and bilirubin, which comes from dead red blood cells.
In newborn babies, fecal matter is initially yellow/green after the meconium. This coloration comes from the presence of bile alone. In time, as the body starts expelling bilirubin from dead red blood cells, it acquires its familiar brown appearance, unless the baby is breast feeding, in which case it remains soft, pale yellowish, and not-unpleasantly scented until the baby begins to eat significant amounts of other food.
Throughout the life of an ordinary human, one may experience many types of feces. A "green" stool is from rapid transit of feces through the intestines (or the consumption of certain blue or green food dyes in quantity), and "clay-like" appearance to the feces is the result of a lack of bilirubin.
Bile overload is very rare, and not a health threat. Problems as simple as serious diarrhea can cause blood in one's stool, turning it black. Black stools caused by blood usually indicate a problem in the intestines (the black blood is digested), whereas red streaks of blood in stool are usually caused by bleeding in the rectum or anus.
Food may sometimes make an appearance in the feces. Common undigested foods found in human feces are seeds, nuts, corn and beans, mainly because of their high Dietary fiber content. Artifical food coloring in some processed foods such as highly colorful packaged breakfast cereals can also cause unusual feces coloring if eaten in sufficient quantities.
were you relaxin all cool?
where the guys that were up to no good mess with yo daddy's nitro?
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jcfh292007-10-13 22:11
lmao
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Anonymous2007-10-13 23:56
He goes through all the trouble of making a lame posts yet makes frequent mistakes in which he did not correct and even said the punch line incorecctly.
It goes like 'I whistled for a cab and when it came near the liscence said fresh and had dice in the mirror, if anything i could say this cab was rare but i thought nah forget it yo home to bel air. I pulled up to the house around seven or eight and i yelled to the cabbie yo holmes smell ya later. Looked at my kingdom I was finally there
To sit on my throne as the prince of Bel-Air.
If you are going to do a fresh prince joke at least have the decency to not make a retard of yourself. People like you make me want to pull the trigger and end this illiterate agony.
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Anonymous2007-10-14 0:38
I just feel like its time I stop living this lie and be honest with myself and the rest of you guys. Its not an easy thing to admit to, but I really do prefer the company (and intimacy) of other men. I first realized I was gay at school, I had another friend - at first we would just 'playfully' touch each others genitals, but then it eventually turned into more erotic groping and masturbation, then kissing and finally we went all the way and found a quiet area behind some buildings and had sex. It was amazing! I never realised it would feel so good and so right with another guy pounding me, but it was then that I knew I was definately gay and not just 'experimenting' anymore.
I know I will probably be flamed and insulted for posting this here, but it is just such a relief to be this honest and to finally accept life as a homosexual so me and my boyfriend can live a long and happy life.
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Anonymous2007-10-14 0:39
Wow guys I've been overwhelmed by all your support and it really feels 'normal' now even knowing that I am queer.
Well I should probably keep you guys informed on what has been happening lately. We (my boyfriend and I) have been coming over to my house for sex and other fun activities, and we have been so much happier. But the other day we were in my room playing with our favourite 'dirt devil', and we were making good use of it too. But I didn't realise my mom was still home and we accidently left the door open, and she walked in on us!!!
Well my boyfriend was so annoyed, and my mom got scared, and said 'you're moving with your aunty and uncle in Bel-Air!'
I was pleading and begging her non stop since she decided to send me away, but it was no use. She packed my bags and called a cab, and that was it; away I went. Well when this cab came near I could see the licenseplate said 'Fresh'... if anything I could tell that this cab was rare, but I thought 'oh forget it, yo homes to Bel-Air!'
I pulled up to the house around 7-8pm, and I yelled out to the cabbie 'yo homes smell you later!' I had my first good look at my new kingdom, I was finally there, to sit on my throne, as the fresh prince of Bel-Air!