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Masturbation Is A Sin

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-22 0:38 ID:9msgERm5

It wastes your seed.
It robs you of the Holy Ghost.
It controls you.
It causes you to waste money.
It hurts how you view other people.
It causes you to constantly think about sex and other lusts of the flesh.
It is an act of selfish indulgence with no purpose.
It gets you into Hell.

Name: RedCream 2007-09-22 2:07 ID:f0ZCUR/3

Always remember that Christian priests are fully protected by their superiors when they molest children.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-22 2:10 ID:yRQ4K6ST

>>39
I can't even begin to tell you how many things are wrong with those two statements...

"Right" over "wrong"? Where the hell do you even get those concepts? If you have to "try" to choose the one over the other, rather than having it coming naturally, I'm guessing someone else dictated those definitions unto you. Then they told you that you're inherently 'wrong,' and that's why you have to struggle just to swallow their notion of 'right.' What a steaming pile... Why would anyone listen to such a person?

Name: sage 2007-09-22 2:11 ID:Heaven

>>42

Typical Satanic talk. Whatever satisfies your greed and your dick is "right"?

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-22 2:14 ID:9msgERm5

If you the things listed in the original post aren't enough to show you that masturbation is "wrong" you truly are selfish and suffer from pride.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-22 2:15 ID:Heaven

No

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-22 2:16 ID:yRQ4K6ST

>>43
Whatever satisfies me, yes. I don't need any commandments or sins to tell me harming others is wrong, because it just plain doesn't sit well with me. That's deterrent aplenty; I don't need to be shamed. I see no problem with masturbation, except the one written in the Bible, so why I should I believe it? All religion does is shame, and that's a betrayal of oneself. I trust my own intellect and competency to know what serves me and what doesn't. I don't need anyone's arbitrary definitions to constrain me.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-22 2:27 ID:62aBqs47

It wastes your seed. -- incorrect, my balls make more, and fresher seeds at little cost.

It robs you of the Holy Ghost.  -- this statement is unsubstantiated in scripture or in objective reality.

It controls you. --  incorrect, I am in full control, I am the pilot of my own cock.

It causes you to waste money. -- if you do it without visual aid, it is free.

It hurts how you view other people. -- what other people, I'm by myself at the time.

It causes you to constantly think about sex and other lusts of the flesh.  -- no, the boner goes away and the last thing I want to think about is sex when I am done.

It is an act of selfish indulgence with no purpose.  -- selfish? Because I do it myself?  That's a little silly to think that way.  Purpose?  Relief, relaxation, recreation.

It gets you into Hell. -- that statement is unsubstantiated by scripture or by objective reality.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-22 3:27 ID:JV/PqbFw

>>26
It freshens your seed.
It rubs you off the Oily Moist.
It relieves you.
It causes you to save money.
It helps you view other people, as you hide in the bushes.
It causes you to stop thinking about sex and other lusts of the flesh, when you get done.
It is an act of harmless enjoyment with no porpoise.
It gets you into the sperm bank.

I agree to

Name: RedCream 2007-09-22 3:28 ID:f0ZCUR/3

Apparently Christianity is more annoyed by masturbation than child molestation.  Apparently the only hand allowed on your dick is a tiny one.

AND CHRISTIANS HAVE THE GALL TO WONDER WHY THEY'RE HATED.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-22 6:05 ID:ucpbnVhG

i finished masturbating directly before reading this post. i am now regretting it horribly, thanks to your brilliant, amazing argument against it. now that i am aware that i am going to hell, since i didn't know before reading this, i'm going to live it up. in fact, i'll masturbate again now. to child porn. four times. then i'll kill some babies. they deserve it.

Name: RedCream 2007-09-22 6:14 ID:vw5K3ezm

You might as well.  There's no "God", so who the fuck is really going to punish you?

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-22 6:25 ID:ucpbnVhG

obviously there is. look how convincing OP's statements are. he must be backed by a higher being to make such claims. it's just that now i know that i'm going to hell. it's pretty liberating.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-22 6:29 ID:qk41fP1f

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-22 7:08 ID:hOutAydX

wow this place has even more Christian trolling than /b/

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-22 7:17 ID:vednY3pR

>>54
gtfo and gb2/b/ then faggot

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