Masturbation Is A Sin

It wastes your seed.
It robs you of the Holy Ghost.
It controls you.
It causes you to waste money.
It hurts how you view other people.
It causes you to constantly think about sex and other lusts of the flesh.
It is an act of selfish indulgence with no purpose.
It gets you into Hell.

It freshens your seed.
It rubs you off the Oily Moist.
It relieves you.
It causes you to save money.
It helps you view other people, as you hide in the bushes.
It causes you to stop thinking about sex and other lusts of the flesh, when you get done.
It is an act of harmless enjoyment with no porpoise.
It gets you into the sperm bank.