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MASTURBATION AND ZOMBIES

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-22 0:33 ID:2WFLknre

SCENARIO:

YOU HAVE A RAGING BONER, AND ARE IN THE MIDDLE OF MAKING LOVE TO YOUR PENIS WITH YOUR HAND, AND ALL OF A SUDDEN THERE ARE ZOMBIES BASHING AT YOUR DOOR TRYING TO GET IN...

QUESTION:

DO YOU KEEP FAPPING OR DO YOU TAKE CARE OF THE ZOMBIES?

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-22 0:35 ID:IH4OIdlH

Both

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-22 0:35 ID:hqHEsI4D

>>1
mate with a sexy femal zombie that is not to roten
preferible recent dead

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-22 0:37 ID:baHsVv+p

stuff shotgun shells down my penis then ejaculate them into a zombies face

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-22 0:41 ID:2WFLknre

>>4
THAT WOULD REALLY HURT YOUR PEE HOLE THOUGH

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-22 0:44 ID:baHsVv+p

*fap* *fap* This is my BOOM stick *jizzzzzzzz*

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-22 0:45 ID:2WFLknre

>>6
YOU ARE VERY INMATURE

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-22 0:48 ID:baHsVv+p

butts lol

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-22 0:56 ID:qw53zlgV

hide in the closet and continue fapping

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-22 1:35 ID:7VJA+DEV

>>7

you spelled immature wrong, you fucking idiot.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-22 1:53 ID:t7tmB6WJ

>>10
NO U

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-22 1:53 ID:2WFLknre

>>10
NO U!!

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-22 1:59 ID:BcBe3mV2

dick cheese shall be spread across your faces and you will taste the mayonase like texture of defeat

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-22 9:58 ID:M6U1730n

faping while shooting my personal howitzer.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-22 10:11 ID:rSL459fI

NO ONE INTERRUPTS MY PRIVATE TIME

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-22 11:46 ID:la2ehr6h

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Name: Anonymous 2007-09-22 12:14 ID:0u2jZlqt

>>9
who are you james sunderland

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-22 12:33 ID:dMl3HHxm

>>3
This

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-22 12:52 ID:qw53zlgV

>>17
<_<



errmm.......no.

Name: stewart griffen 2007-09-22 13:32 ID:E1m51owo

You know, that is why you need a rifle when your in the middle of cleaning your gun.

Name: yaz 2007-09-22 14:06 ID:vJDA4TMO

my answer would depend on how close to the big sh-bang i was, as well as the speed the ghoul was moving at... i mean if it was a slower more decay'd one, and i was ready, i'd flap away...

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-22 14:15 ID:vJDA4TMO

what about necrophilia, maybe the zombie would help get things moving...

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-22 20:52 ID:2WFLknre

>>3
Not a bad idea, tbh, imo, qft...

Name: The Loadblower 2007-09-22 21:08 ID:5UjP3MR6

I done figured it out!

I let the zombies burst in through the door and when they come in they'll come face to face with a flood of semen aimed at their face. All the while I'm looking defiantly pumping my member like a shotgun and with each thrust a fresh wave of jizzum pushes them back and in some cases puts them into a coma. I stand over their corpses and they regret the day they tried to corner THE LOADBLOWER!!

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-22 21:28 ID:Heaven

no idea

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-23 1:37 ID:NqnxoroZ

>>24
WE'RE HAVE A **REALISTIC** CONVERSATION HER IDEIOT!!

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-23 2:13 ID:T2t5FAx5

i dunno about that. there's few things better than the sensation of slaughtering zombies gore.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-23 11:01 ID:fz+xMW6t

>>27
you mean like blowing a load?

Name: Ninja 2007-09-23 11:55 ID:crUH2xU3

I have Ninja sperm, it's pure poison, even the undead die!

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-23 16:25 ID:Gx6Xsmpl

Dew, I dont have sperm

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-23 18:18 ID:NqnxoroZ

>>27
you mean like finding God?
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