MASTURBATION AND ZOMBIES

SCENARIO:

YOU HAVE A RAGING BONER, AND ARE IN THE MIDDLE OF MAKING LOVE TO YOUR PENIS WITH YOUR HAND, AND ALL OF A SUDDEN THERE ARE ZOMBIES BASHING AT YOUR DOOR TRYING TO GET IN...

QUESTION:

DO YOU KEEP FAPPING OR DO YOU TAKE CARE OF THE ZOMBIES?

I done figured it out!

I let the zombies burst in through the door and when they come in they'll come face to face with a flood of semen aimed at their face. All the while I'm looking defiantly pumping my member like a shotgun and with each thrust a fresh wave of jizzum pushes them back and in some cases puts them into a coma. I stand over their corpses and they regret the day they tried to corner THE LOADBLOWER!!