The freak that I am, I scour the internet all the time and occasionally I'll admit that I want to commit suicide, but then out of nowhere, total strangers will appear telling me not to do it, and a few of them might even get angry at me because I want to. It's annoying as hell because I already don't have the balls to do it, and then all these jerkoffs are telling me not to do it as well. Why the fuck do you even care if some black gay virgin kills himself, fuckface? It's not like you even know me. If you did know me, you'd want me to commit suicide anyway, or you'd just kill me yourself because I can't get myself to do it.
I'm glad I've discovered this forum, though. People here are much more supportive in my decisions, even if I am too much of a pussy to carry them out. Instead, I'll go masturbate now, which is the only thing I have to live for.
Stop being a shallow, introverted, self-centered loser and you might makes some friends and then become happy. You can't do that here. And remember, the world does not revolve around you. Stop complaining about your life, which isn't that bad compared to many others, and ask other people about themselves. Before you know it, you'll have a group of friends to keep you company so you won't have time to feel sorry for yourself anymore. GTFO
With a title like "Why not to commit suicide" it seems as if you want people to tell you that you're a good person and shouldn't kill yourself and blah blah blah, but that's not going to happen because no one here cares about a self-centered prick such as you. You're not going to get the attention and answers you want here, so just leave. You're just wasting your time.
You probably don't even have the balls to kill yourself anyway.