Why not to commit suicide?

The freak that I am, I scour the internet all the time and occasionally I'll admit that I want to commit suicide, but then out of nowhere, total strangers will appear telling me not to do it, and a few of them might even get angry at me because I want to. It's annoying as hell because I already don't have the balls to do it, and then all these jerkoffs are telling me not to do it as well. Why the fuck do you even care if some black gay virgin kills himself, fuckface? It's not like you even know me. If you did know me, you'd want me to commit suicide anyway, or you'd just kill me yourself because I can't get myself to do it.

I'm glad I've discovered this forum, though. People here are much more supportive in my decisions, even if I am too much of a pussy to carry them out. Instead, I'll go masturbate now, which is the only thing I have to live for.

No one cares.