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VAGINA

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-15 22:25 ID:0Vu99E4G

my girlfreinds pussy is cold, kinda like room temperature in a log cabin in the woods during the winter... isn't it supposed to be warm? and *also she didn't make any noise and barely moved when we made love* and i had to compensate for her quietness by being extra loud help me

(*and no she wasent dead dummbies)

Name: God 2007-09-15 22:32 ID:Heaven

CHECK HER PULSE MAN

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-15 22:32 ID:Heaven

fail. GTFO

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-15 22:35 ID:Qt/pTLUO

you start by foreplaying with a bottle and a burning candle

holla haboo those over her twinkie and insert the penis in mouth

she will ask you to drink her blood

but never, ever, eat her blood. if you do you will be eaten by the troll in her stomach.
If you  homever say her blood is too pure too be drunk she will smile and you may see a faint glow in her vagina

this will be your salvation

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-15 22:38 ID:0Vu99E4G

>>4
that started off good but then u got stupide and gross really this is somewhat a serious issue

>>2
i said she wasent dead!!!

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-15 22:39 ID:0Vu99E4G

btw i asked my friend this and he said to come here for help but im starting to think hes a jerk

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-15 22:42 ID:u4/svmAf

take her out of the log cabin

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-15 22:47 ID:0Vu99E4G

>>7
ok i admit that was funny but no that was just a metaphor (or a simile... i cant remember which one uses like or as)

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-15 23:08 ID:QCIy3fa5

quit fucking blow up dolls

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-15 23:11 ID:y+HJV924

>>1

Do you have sex in the dark? If so, she's probably a guy using a flesh-lite and lube.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-15 23:20 ID:WJu6FpoY

Was she conscious?

maybe you should try some foreplay.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-15 23:21 ID:v3RBvTQb

She is shit in bed, don't waste any more time with her. Find someone responsive and fun who has a working vagina.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-15 23:22 ID:PdAKiKVe

Maybe it's a prosthetic cunt

Name: RedCream 2007-09-15 23:25 ID:s994sUz2

Quit fucking your grandmother and also quit lying to us!

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-15 23:38 ID:0Vu99E4G

>>10
OMFG!!

>>11
yes im sure she was conscious

>>12
hmmm i will think about that

>>13
OMFG!!

>>14
arent you gay or something?

Name: rach 2007-09-15 23:45 ID:XO0laK6z

she's flawed. send her back.

Name: RedCream 2007-09-15 23:48 ID:y+HJV924

>>15

Whats wrong with being gay?

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-16 0:03 ID:rN20PeTQ

>>17
everything

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-16 0:30 ID:5/7k9ZoQ

>>17
I knew it, you are some kind of faggot aren't you.

Name: LordRiordan 2007-09-16 0:32 ID:Y75iq+Lg

He never said he was gay you ignorant tit.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-16 0:34 ID:rN20PeTQ

>>20
jeepers, it's redcreams anal buddy!!

Name: RedCream 2007-09-16 0:39 ID:qrqA37SX

>>21

I dont know LordRiordan, but yes, I'm gay.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-16 0:44 ID:qrqA37SX

>>20
>>22

sigh same fag.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-16 0:45 ID:TZy2ztA2

Maybe she has an STD or something.

Name: BigBadFurgy 2007-09-16 1:06 ID:JGmso57+

Well every girl I've been with has been like that so I think it's normal.

Name: Jesus Fucking Christ 2007-09-16 1:11 ID:BPol4bSu

Maybe it was the roofies you gave her cause you couldn't fuck a conscious woman if you're life depended on it, or maybe cause it wasn't a woman at all maybe it was a fucking blow up doll.



GTFO loser

Name: Ben Dover 2007-09-16 1:11 ID:YopUpqf3

>>23
NO U

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-16 1:21 ID:rN20PeTQ

>>24
OMFG i hope not i didnt use a condomn

>>25
Me > Niggers > Gingers > Emos > Jews > Poop > You

>>26
thats not funny we were both conscious and consentual!!
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