No Girls On The Internet

Now that I've got your attention, I'm going to unload some baggage onto you.

I need to commit suicide. Sorry for being a fag and everything, but I wanted to leave something behind, and this is the only way I can do it. I can't talk to anybody around me, because they're all insane, and they're going to get me.

Anyway, to make it quick (I've got to hurry and escape before they find out I know what they're planning) I've been diagnosed with brain cancer, everyone hates me, and I'm going to drown myself by tying my feet to rocks and rowing out into the pacific ocean.

Sorry. I just had to leave a mark on the world, and I know this will disappear in a day or two, but thanks for reading.
Really. Thanks.
I hope hell doesn't exist.

1-800-448-3000

If you must become an hero, take as many people out with you as possible, and traumatize as many children as possible.

In all seriousness, please, don't do it.

Really, please don't if your serious.

1-800-448-3000

Just kidding
do it faggot

obey nike, just do it

suicide is for fags, fag

Disregard the above, kill yourself now.

When you do get the guts to just fucking do it, be sure to leave a note thanking and/or blaming the Church of Euthanasia.

IF THIS IS TRUE THEN HERE IS WHAT YOU DO

Phone book: "Suicide Hotline" or "Mental Health Hotline".  Better than asking Anonymous.

Don't call the suicide hotline, they'll lock up you up in a mental hospital, where they give you meds that make you feel like shit, then keep you locked up for weeks/months because you feel like shit.

Brain cancer is a perfectly legitimate reason to kill yourself.

Good luck, don't fuck it up or then you'll really feel like a fag.

>>9 I called a suicide hotline and they put me on hold :(

*tieing my feets to rocks. Please train spelling and grammar every day, practice makes perfect!

for great lulz pics or it didnt happen and btw......... cancer pwned u and at least 100 other people

>>14
I'm pretty sure it's over nine thousand.

Take as many people out with you as possible. Make people remember you.

>>16 Anonymous just kicked in yo!