No Girls On The Internet

Now that I've got your attention, I'm going to unload some baggage onto you.

I need to commit suicide. Sorry for being a fag and everything, but I wanted to leave something behind, and this is the only way I can do it. I can't talk to anybody around me, because they're all insane, and they're going to get me.

Anyway, to make it quick (I've got to hurry and escape before they find out I know what they're planning) I've been diagnosed with brain cancer, everyone hates me, and I'm going to drown myself by tying my feet to rocks and rowing out into the pacific ocean.

Sorry. I just had to leave a mark on the world, and I know this will disappear in a day or two, but thanks for reading.
Really. Thanks.
I hope hell doesn't exist.

IF THIS IS TRUE THEN HERE IS WHAT YOU DO

Phone book: "Suicide Hotline" or "Mental Health Hotline".  Better than asking Anonymous.