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poem dedicated to RedCream

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-09 13:20 ID:gmveMmHA

Red cream, you are a fag,
i will put you in a bag
and shoot you
Red cream, you are a fag,
i will put you in a bag
and shoot you
Red cream, you are a fag,
i will put you in a bag
and shoot you
Red cream, you are a fag,
i will put you in a bag
and shoot you
Red cream, you are a fag,
i will put you in a bag
and shoot you
Red cream, you are a fag,
i will put you in a bag
and shoot you
Red cream, you are a fag,
i will put you in a bag
and shoot you
Red cream, you are a fag,
i will put you in a bag
and shoot you
Red cream, you are a fag,
i will put you in a bag
and shoot you
Red cream, you are a fag,
i will put you in a bag
and shoot you

<3

Name: RedCream 2007-09-09 13:24 ID:0IJQ3/24

>>1
FUCK YOU!

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-09 13:24 ID:gmveMmHA

>>2
fail

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-09 13:32 ID:6l2VfwKH

wow looks like some one wants to black bag redcream.

Name: Whitecream 2007-09-09 13:51 ID:8PkV+Yrq

why the fuck dont i get a poem?

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-09 13:58 ID:io5LuEfx

>>2
pathetic

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-09 16:59 ID:7mkm7Q6G

He is SO black bagged.

Name: Redcream 2007-09-09 17:13 ID:9Q9xuyyx

>>1
I love you to.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-09 18:08 ID:7mkm7Q6G

At least he didn't threaten to shoot you in your bag.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-10 1:00 ID:e04uN6IY

>>8
yes. Pathetic

Name: RedCream 2007-09-10 1:57 ID:aLJXZj/D

>>1
Thank you for your poem.  However, it lacks a certain "oomph" or liveliness.  It also has a little too much repetition.

Well, as usual, you have artistic license and may do whatever you wish.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-10 3:16 ID:RFZPOnbP

true he relly could shoot you with that damned bag still on...either way nice knowing you redcream...but for now peace.

Name: BlackCream 2007-09-10 3:27 ID:Heaven

I'm not Impressed

Name: BlueCream 2007-09-10 4:41 ID:e04uN6IY

>>11
>>13
With our powers combined, I am Captain Faggot!!!!

Name: RedCream 2007-09-10 4:44 ID:aLJXZj/D

>>14
But, I don't have any powers.  I suspect that your Capt. Faggot powers come from within you.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-10 11:53 ID:T257BS0N

vagina lul i kno dis is uf topic but j00 r all menchuning creem nd i thort ov vagina creem

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-10 12:21 ID:Kt+qE8vq

Facesitting of moses was wayyy better then this redcream bullsh***t

Name: Captain Faggot 2007-09-10 14:53 ID:CceLcYVL

>>14
No, dumbass, you're BlueCream.  *I* am Captain Faggot!  Song time?  I think so!!

Captain Faggot:  he's our homo.
Gonna fuck all you faggots in slow-mo.

He's gay power magnified.
And he only fucks the back side.

His faggy skills are really super.
Gonna put it in your tight pooper.

"You'll pay for this, Captain Faggot!"

We're the faggoteers.
You can be one too!
'Cause fuckin' guy's asses is the thing to do!

Fucking the vagina is not the way!
Hear what Captain Faggot has to say:

"The poopshoot is yours!!"

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-10 20:02 ID:phrQJIpc

I too wrote  a cream poem

O you creams,
none of you are as sweet
as mine

Name: RedCream 2007-09-10 20:30 ID:oY+Eyagx

Ah!  Sanguine, sticky, smooth poetry.  A nasty delight!

Name: RedCream 2007-09-10 21:54 ID:wlt8Tyso

disreguard all I say, I suck cocks

Name: Christopher Logan Hanssen 2007-09-11 5:54 ID:9zapkMaj

>>20
>>21
Look mister! I am sick and tiard of this constant torrent of abuse and ruedness! This site is a nice happy place and I am sick to death of you annoying people coming here and ruining it for us people that just want to enjoy it and have fun in this safe environmint. I am ashamed to be a part of this nonsense as it is intolerabnle and just not a nice to be a part of! I will be reporting this to the internets admins and they will be closing theinternets down for certin people that juts ca'nt seem to be behaving like and adult. You have been warned!

Name: PurpleCream 2007-09-11 6:11 ID:a/lC025j

hey guy, what about me

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-11 7:48 ID:NZmYa0G8

9/11 ✈ ✈▐▐ NVR FGT

Name: BlackCream 2007-09-11 10:05 ID:Heaven

An inspirational beauty! Where did you come up with such work?

Name: Interesting 2007-09-11 13:17 ID:2DoWvg6q

Carbon monoxide poisonous gas alarm?

Name: Captain Faggot 2007-09-11 15:24 ID:5eg4xNH3

I can't believe nobody has commended me on my awesome theme song!! Fuck all you unappreciative cock suckers!

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-11 15:25 ID:E/cvgnMG

tremendously gay

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-11 21:13 ID:5eg4xNH3

Captain Faggot is tremendously awesome!

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-11 21:13 ID:5eg4xNH3

>>27
>>29
>>30

Same fag.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-11 21:49 ID:rT1j5r7z

you guys are fuckin dicks man

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-11 22:59 ID:QzPhzfqI

RedCream Rain
My cock is dry and others feel the pain
RedCream Rain
A baby born will die after I slip it in

RedCream Rain
The doctor says it can't be hard again
RedCream Rain
The prisons make me want to get hard again

RedCream Rain
Build a tent and saw my cock was dry
RedCream Rain
Zoom the camera out and see how dry

RedCream Rain
Forecast to be failing yet again
RedCream Rain
Only in my ass is what they say

RedCream Rain
Raised your neighborhood insurance rates
RedCream Rain
Makes us happy 'livin in a basement

RedCream Rain
Made me cross the street the other day
RedCream Rain
Made you turn your head the other way

(Chorus)
RedCream Rain
My posts quickly crashing through your brains
RedCream Rain
Using you to fail yet again
[Repeat]

RedCream Rain
Always mentioned on the chan
RedCream Rain
Its the fear your admins can't control

RedCream Rain
Worse than swearing worse than calling names
RedCream Rain
Say it publicly and you're insane

RedCream Rain
No one wants to hear about it now
RedCream Rain
Wish real hard it goes away somehow

RedCream Rain
Makes the best of friends begin to fight
RedCream Rain
But did I  fuck mom the other night?

RedCream Rain
Every post now washed away
RedCream Rain
Sore behind as faggots celebrate

RedCream Rain
My posts have a high hate content
RedCream Rain
The admins and anon swear I'm not a troll

(Chorus)

RedCream Rain
Dirty secrets in my basement
RedCream Rain
Turn my body into fat

RedCream Rain
The bell curve blames the baby's DNA
RedCream Rain
But test scores show how much I ate

RedCream Rain
'Flippin of in bed the other night
RedCream Rain
Cleans my ball bag out in two mins

RedCream Rain
Post my shit you reply its all the same
RedCream Rain
Anons cry and shake their heads in shame

RedCream Rain
Lift my bulk of lard in tin
RedCream Rain
Don't think you'll be diggin in!

RedCream Rain
More than 'munchin more than passing gas
RedCream Rain
Wish I could remake how I got to where I am

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-12 1:40 ID:6g5MyUBM

hi dickheads

Name: RedCream 2007-09-12 3:04 ID:UXlsjVON

>>32
REDKREEM RAYNE!  I liked that one.  Would you be willing to license that song for use as a theme?

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-12 4:11 ID:6g5MyUBM

>>34
Correct, they did it on Mythbusters

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