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Dead baby jokes

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-09 1:29 ID:rNGAgVmp

post some dead baby jokes (the best kind)

q: what's the difference between a sandwhich and a dead baby
A: I don't fuck a sandwhich before I eat it


q: what does a dead baby sound like in a  blender
a: I dunno i was too busy masturbating

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-09 3:14 ID:2LiXK8zW

>>39
Damn

Name: RedCream 2007-09-09 3:14 ID:ZUvybxX3

>>36
I hope so.  Dead Baby jokes were never my forte.  Let's hear some MOAR!

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-09 3:16 ID:rNGAgVmp

>>40

gtfo then faggot.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-09 3:18 ID:2LiXK8zW

What's the difference between dead babies and the fuckheads on 4chan?
Dead babies make me laugh.

Name: m a tapdancing hamster 2007-09-09 3:19 ID:z48mocjT

YES LET'S CONTINUE TO MAKE MY EARS BLEED WITH THE HIDEOUS  NOISE OF REPETITIVE CAT SPANKING

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-09 3:21 ID:rNGAgVmp

How do you make a dead baby float?
take your foot off it's head.

what's funnier than a dead baby?
a dead baby in a clown costume

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-09 3:22 ID:2LiXK8zW

>>45
HUH HUH HUH... CAPS LOCK...

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-09 3:22 ID:cJX+yplm

>>40
hi homo

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-09 3:23 ID:2LiXK8zW

>>46
Fuck yeah!

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-09 3:25 ID:2LiXK8zW

Why the fuck didn't I post this one earlier...
Why did the dead baby cross the road?
Because it was stapled to the chicken.

Name: yummeh 2007-09-09 3:26 ID:z48mocjT

i wantsta eats that babeh

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-09 3:30 ID:2LiXK8zW

What's the difference between dead babies and rotted dead babies?
The rotted ones get fed to the live ones.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-09 3:33 ID:2LiXK8zW

What do oranges and dead babies have in common?
They both taste better when they're peeled.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-09 3:34 ID:rNGAgVmp

I had to stay after class at school once for telling some dead baby jokes to the teacher.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-09 3:36 ID:2LiXK8zW

>>54
How did that go?

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-09 3:37 ID:rNGAgVmp

>>55
not too bad the whole class laughed and I just had to stack some chairs

Name: RedCream 2007-09-09 3:37 ID:ZUvybxX3

>>54
Did the teacher then molest you after school since s/he found your Dead Baby jokes far too hot to withstand?

Name: babies 2007-09-09 3:39 ID:z48mocjT

why did the baby not talk?
cause it was dead

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
EPIC FAIL!!!

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-09 3:40 ID:rNGAgVmp

>>57

Were you there....

>.>

<.<

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-09 3:40 ID:2LiXK8zW

>>56
What was the joke?

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-09 3:46 ID:rNGAgVmp

>>60

i'm not 100% sure but i did 2 and i think they were

why did the dead baby cross the road?
because it was stapled to the chicken

whats easier to move a ton of bricks or a ton of dead babys
dead babies because you can use a pitchfork

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-09 3:50 ID:2LiXK8zW

>>61
Just to piss off your teacher you should've kept telling more after you got in trouble.

Name: RedCream 2007-09-09 3:51 ID:ZUvybxX3

Playing this video in class would have pissed off the teacher a lot more than telling Dead Baby jokes:

http://cgi.4chan.org/s/src/1189323507365.jpg

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-09 3:52 ID:rNGAgVmp

He didn't exactly tell me to stop but after the first one I asked for one more and he didn't really answer so I took that as a yes and told another one.

Then he told me I can stay after class and clean up the classroom and stack chairs :(

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-09 3:55 ID:2LiXK8zW

Why does God let babies die?
Contrary to popular belief, God eats too.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-09 4:00 ID:rNGAgVmp

>>65

EPIC WIN!

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-09 4:01 ID:2LiXK8zW

>>66
Thanks

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-09 4:06 ID:2LiXK8zW

What's the difference between dead babies and Arby's?
I fucking hate eating Arby's.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-09 4:16 ID:rNGAgVmp

what does up and down in a babies crib
my ass

What's worse than smoking pot with a baby?
Making a bong out of it

What do you get when you cut a baby with a straight razor?
An erection.

What's the difference between a dead baby and an onion.
You don't cry when you chop up a dead baby.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-09 14:46 ID:rNGAgVmp

What do you call a dead baby with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean?
Fucked.

How do you stop a baby crawling round in circles ?
Nail its other hand to the floor.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-09 14:54 ID:ooqCNgqu

WE HAVE A WINNER :D

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-09 19:16 ID:iyARkoD/

Keep this going, I enjoy it.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-09 19:28 ID:L85Cfk+V

How do you paint a garage red?


Depends on how fast you throw the babies.








What goes "mama mama mama POP"

Baby in a microwave

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-10 1:06 ID:RKxyRldu

How do you know if your baby is dead?
If it doesn't scream when your harvesting it, then it's dead.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-10 1:09 ID:RKxyRldu

How do you punish a baby for shitting too much?
Flush it down the toilet.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-10 1:11 ID:RKxyRldu

What does Jesus have in common with dead babies?
They are both served in small amounts.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-10 1:54 ID:sDn8gCp0

What's red and sits in the corner?

A dead baby with a shuriken lodged in its face.

What's green and sits in the corner?

The same baby eight months later.

Name: anonymous 2011-05-31 17:18

http://www.facebook.com/I.Love.Briana.Leach/posts/1590053451577#!/pages/Life-As-We-Knew-It/109940742427550

Name: Anonymous 2011-05-31 17:59

I got to use ``autismified'' today.

Name: Anonymous 2011-05-31 18:40

what's purple and yellow and covered in pus?

a peeled baby in a bag of salt
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