Dead baby jokes

post some dead baby jokes (the best kind)

q: what's the difference between a sandwhich and a dead baby
A: I don't fuck a sandwhich before I eat it


q: what does a dead baby sound like in a  blender
a: I dunno i was too busy masturbating

>>60

i'm not 100% sure but i did 2 and i think they were

why did the dead baby cross the road?
because it was stapled to the chicken

whats easier to move a ton of bricks or a ton of dead babys
dead babies because you can use a pitchfork