1 lb. dead baby tenderloin, cut into cubes
1 T. vegetable oil
1 onion, chopped
2 cloves garlic, minced
3 each green and red bell pepper, cut into cubes
1 (19 oz.) can peach slices packed in own juice
1/4 C. rice vinegar
2 T. soy sauce
2 T. cornstarch
Sauté dead baby in hot oil in a large skillet until browned on all sides. Add onion, garlic and peppers; cook and stir until onion is softened.
Drain peach slices, reserving juice. Add cornstarch in peach juice; stir until completely smooth. Stir in rice vinegar and soy sauce. Add to dead baby mixture in skillet. Cook and stir until mixture comes to a boil and is thickened. Add peach slices to skillet; cook and stir until peaches are heated through.
Serve with freshly cooked rice.
Serves 4.
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Anonymous2007-09-09 1:59 ID:2LiXK8zW
What's worse than a dead baby trapped inside its mother's uterus?
It's blocking the way for its unborn live twin.
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Anonymous2007-09-09 2:06 ID:2LiXK8zW
What's worse than a pile of dead babys?
A live one at the bottom.
What's worse than that?
It has to eat its way out.
What's worse than that?
I sold tickets to see it.
What's worse than that?
It was filmed.
What's worse than that?
It has been distributed and posted on the internet.'
What's worse than that?
Thousands of sadistic fucks have jerked off to it.
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Anonymous2007-09-09 2:13 ID:2LiXK8zW
There was a woman who just gave birth and asked, "Doctor, is he all right?" The doctor replied, "Yes, except..." The doctor began bashing the infant against objects, throwing it across the room, and stabbing/cutting it with surgical tools. Then he smashed the window out with it and threw it out the window onto the highway where it was pummeled by six different vehicles. Naturally the woman yelled, "What the fuck is your fucking problem, you fucking bastard?!!" So the doctor exclaimed, "Jokes on you bitch, it was a still born!"