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Dead baby jokes

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-09 1:29 ID:rNGAgVmp

post some dead baby jokes (the best kind)

q: what's the difference between a sandwhich and a dead baby
A: I don't fuck a sandwhich before I eat it


q: what does a dead baby sound like in a  blender
a: I dunno i was too busy masturbating

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-09 1:33 ID:yoPbO77w

Whats Worse than 10 dead babies in a tree, 1 dead baby strung across 10 trees.

Whats the difference between broccoli and a dead baby, I dont eat the top of broccoli.

Those are my 2 favorite. Oh and

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a table, you cant fuck a table.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-09 1:43 ID:E/VsnFDO

How do you get a baby into a Tupperware™?

Blender. How do you get it back out?

Tortilla chips.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-09 1:44 ID:juo10T3+

>>3
AWESOME

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-09 1:46 ID:xpxtYUO+

>>4
neo-Wittgensteinian.

Name: RedCream 2007-09-09 1:47 ID:ZUvybxX3

Dead Baby and Peach Stir Fry Recipe

1 lb. dead baby tenderloin, cut into cubes
1 T. vegetable oil
1 onion, chopped
2 cloves garlic, minced
3 each green and red bell pepper, cut into cubes
1 (19 oz.) can peach slices packed in own juice
1/4 C. rice vinegar
2 T. soy sauce
2 T. cornstarch

Sauté dead baby in hot oil in a large skillet until browned on all sides. Add onion, garlic and peppers; cook and stir until onion is softened.

Drain peach slices, reserving juice. Add cornstarch in peach juice; stir until completely smooth. Stir in rice vinegar and soy sauce. Add to dead baby mixture in skillet. Cook and stir until mixture comes to a boil and is thickened. Add peach slices to skillet; cook and stir until peaches are heated through.

Serve with freshly cooked rice.

Serves 4.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-09 1:59 ID:2LiXK8zW

What's worse than a dead baby trapped inside its mother's uterus?
It's blocking the way for its unborn live twin.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-09 2:06 ID:2LiXK8zW

What's worse than a pile of dead babys?
A live one at the bottom.
What's worse than that?
It has to eat its way out.
What's worse than that?
I sold tickets to see it.
What's worse than that?
It was filmed.
What's worse than that?
It has been distributed and posted on the internet.'
What's worse than that?
Thousands of sadistic fucks have jerked off to it.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-09 2:13 ID:2LiXK8zW

There was a woman who just gave birth and asked, "Doctor, is he all right?" The doctor replied, "Yes, except..." The doctor began bashing the infant against objects, throwing it across the room, and stabbing/cutting it with surgical tools. Then he smashed the window out with it and threw it out the window onto the highway where it was pummeled by six different vehicles. Naturally the woman yelled, "What the fuck is your fucking problem, you fucking bastard?!!" So the doctor exclaimed, "Jokes on you bitch, it was a still born!"

Name: RedCream 2007-09-09 2:15 ID:ZUvybxX3

>>9
Credit where it's due:  EPIC WIN!

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-09 2:16 ID:Heaven

>>10
fail.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-09 2:17 ID:2LiXK8zW

What's worse than a dead baby?
A live baby.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-09 2:28 ID:wjRYDTJV

No way does this fail.
OP is winnar.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-09 2:30 ID:juo10T3+

>>12
heh heh heh

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-09 2:45 ID:cJX+yplm

>>10
lol nice joke.  'RedCream' and 'win' in the same post - hehehe good one

Name: RedCream 2007-09-09 2:52 ID:ZUvybxX3

>>15
Only if you define a "post" as including the header information.  Considering message delivery, that's not the common definition.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-09 2:53 ID:Heaven

>>16
lol. u lose. GTFO

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-09 2:56 ID:2LiXK8zW

What's the difference between a dead baby and zucchini?
I don't keep zucchini in my fridge.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-09 2:56 ID:rNGAgVmp

I got some more

Q: what's easier to move, a ton of bricks or a ton of dead babies
A: dead babies because you can use a pitchfork

Q: what's the difference between a ferrari and a sack of dead babies?
A: I don't have a ferrari in my garage

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-09 3:00 ID:Heaven

whats the difference between redcream and dead baby jokes?
dead baby jokes are made of both oooooold and fail while redcream is made of only fail

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-09 3:02 ID:2LiXK8zW

<<20
Fuck you, dead baby jokes kick ass

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-09 3:02 ID:Heaven

>>21
underage b&

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-09 3:05 ID:cJX+yplm

What is the difference between RedCream and a typical namefag?

A typical namefag is still smart enough to accept failure, and eventually either becomes Anonymous or he GTFO

Name: jesus fucking christ 2007-09-09 3:05 ID:z48mocjT

i think its time for the happy dance

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-09 3:05 ID:wjRYDTJV

Everyone hates ID:Heaven.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-09 3:06 ID:rNGAgVmp

what's the difference between the person that made post >>20 and dead baby jokes?

Dead baby jokes are funny

Name: RedCream 2007-09-09 3:06 ID:xpxtYUO+

>>23
Whats the difference between you and a typical faggot?
None.

Name: Jesus Tapdancing Christ 2007-09-09 3:06 ID:Heaven

>>25
NO U

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-09 3:07 ID:xpxtYUO+

>>26
ur a fag. gtfo fag.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-09 3:08 ID:rNGAgVmp

>>29

go suck a dick faggot

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-09 3:09 ID:cJX+yplm

>>27
Whats the difference between me and RedCream?

I'm not made of total fail and not everyone on 4chan (and probably the rest of the net) hates me and thinks I'm gay

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-09 3:09 ID:xpxtYUO+

>>30
lol. ur so original. how do u cum up with those insults?

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-09 3:10 ID:cJX+yplm

>>27
>>29
Saem fag!!

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-09 3:10 ID:wjRYDTJV

What's the difference between RedCream and a cool person?
Everything.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-09 3:11 ID:cJX+yplm

>>32
I guess hes using your material then

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-09 3:11 ID:2LiXK8zW

Is there anymore actual jokes?

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-09 3:12 ID:Heaven

>>35
gtfo then faggot.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-09 3:12 ID:wjRYDTJV

What's the difference between a hot girl and a dead baby?
I've never fucked a hot girl.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-09 3:13 ID:rNGAgVmp

>>36
I don't think so :/

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-09 3:14 ID:xpxtYUO+

>>38
gtfo then faggot.

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