Dead baby jokes

post some dead baby jokes (the best kind)

q: what's the difference between a sandwhich and a dead baby
A: I don't fuck a sandwhich before I eat it


q: what does a dead baby sound like in a  blender
a: I dunno i was too busy masturbating

There was a woman who just gave birth and asked, "Doctor, is he all right?" The doctor replied, "Yes, except..." The doctor began bashing the infant against objects, throwing it across the room, and stabbing/cutting it with surgical tools. Then he smashed the window out with it and threw it out the window onto the highway where it was pummeled by six different vehicles. Naturally the woman yelled, "What the fuck is your fucking problem, you fucking bastard?!!" So the doctor exclaimed, "Jokes on you bitch, it was a still born!"