/lounge/ - i went streaking through my school

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-07 22:53 ID:2wByD98i

people gave me 100 bucks
so i ran around my school and into a rally being chased by teachers and other staff members
i couldnt actually get into the gym because there were too many people
but i ran over a bunch of people
and then fled the scene and ran home.

i ended up with a 3 day suspension, but im allowed to make up all my homework

thats right
im talking about school on 4chan.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-07 22:54 ID:2wByD98i

mild lulz.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-07 22:57 ID:xSpFzEeg

Hmm, I Bel Air'd my teacher yesterday.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-07 22:58 ID:2wByD98i

i raped a retard.

Name: RedCream 2007-09-07 23:16 ID:u41DC2X0

>>1
Let's look at the outcome:

1. One hundred dollars.
2. Teachers saw your bum and the angle of your dangle.
3. Instant notoriety as the hero of the school!
4. Suspended.

I'd say your day was filled with EPIC WIN.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-07 23:17 ID:mqP4J8Oq

LOL UNDERAGE B&!!!

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-07 23:18 ID:Heaven

>>5
I'd say your post was filled with epic fail. GTFO

Name: RedCream 2007-09-07 23:23 ID:u41DC2X0

>>7
I'd say that your conclusion of epic fail is itself fail considering my conclusion of epic win is itself win.

Hence, no GTFO will be performed, assfaggist.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-07 23:26 ID:Heaven

>>8
you lose. GTFO

Name: RedCream 2007-09-07 23:38 ID:u41DC2X0

>>9
My win cannot be sanely denied, ballchinian!

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-08 0:10 ID:Heaven

bollocks

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-08 1:34 ID:cUySDl0U

>>8
isn't that like a paradox?

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-08 1:43 ID:2gzxI1yM

I bet that it was uncomfortable having your dong flopping about, slapping on your belly and against your thighs.

I have discovered a remedy; that is to be erect before accelerating.

Name: RedCream 2007-09-08 2:21 ID:YT4MyonH

>>12
No. A failing judgment (i.e. fail of fail) when opposed by win (i.e. win of win) is not a paradox.

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-31 16:00

What a faggot

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-13 10:09

Could have got more money.

Name: !MILKRIBS4k 2009-06-13 10:11

A lot of queers probably saw your penis!

Name: Anusymous 2009-06-13 10:12

>>17
You're an anus!

i went streaking through my school

1 Name: Anonymous 2007-09-07 22:53 ID:2wByD98i

2 Name: Anonymous 2007-09-07 22:54 ID:2wByD98i

3 Name: Anonymous 2007-09-07 22:57 ID:xSpFzEeg

4 Name: Anonymous 2007-09-07 22:58 ID:2wByD98i

5 Name: RedCream 2007-09-07 23:16 ID:u41DC2X0

6 Name: Anonymous 2007-09-07 23:17 ID:mqP4J8Oq

7 Name: Anonymous 2007-09-07 23:18 ID:Heaven

8 Name: RedCream 2007-09-07 23:23 ID:u41DC2X0

9 Name: Anonymous 2007-09-07 23:26 ID:Heaven

10 Name: RedCream 2007-09-07 23:38 ID:u41DC2X0

11 Name: Anonymous 2007-09-08 0:10 ID:Heaven

12 Name: Anonymous 2007-09-08 1:34 ID:cUySDl0U

13 Name: Anonymous 2007-09-08 1:43 ID:2gzxI1yM

14 Name: RedCream 2007-09-08 2:21 ID:YT4MyonH

15 Name: Anonymous 2009-05-31 16:00

16 Name: Anonymous 2009-06-13 10:09

17 Name: !MILKRIBS4k 2009-06-13 10:11

18 Name: Anusymous 2009-06-13 10:12