i went streaking through my school

people gave me 100 bucks
so i ran around my school and into a rally being chased by teachers and other staff members
i couldnt actually get into the gym because there were too many people
but i ran over a bunch of people
and then fled the scene and ran home.

i ended up with a 3 day suspension, but im allowed to make up all my homework

thats right
im talking about school on 4chan.

>>1
Let's look at the outcome:

1. One hundred dollars.
2. Teachers saw your bum and the angle of your dangle.
3. Instant notoriety as the hero of the school!
4. Suspended.

I'd say your day was filled with EPIC WIN.