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Name: RedCream 2007-09-06 22:37 ID:2F8MbS3i

Ok 4chan, its time I be honest and come out of the closet. I just feel like its time I stop living this lie and be honest with myself and the rest of you guys. Its not an easy thing to admit to, but I really do prefer the company (and intimacy) of other men. I first realized I was gay at school, I had another friend - at first we would just 'playfully' touch each others genitals, but then it eventually turned into more erotic groping and masturbation, then kissing and finally we went all the way and found a quiet area behind some buildings and had sex. It was amazing! I never realised it would feel so good and so right with another guy pounding me, but it was then that I knew I was definately gay and not just 'experimenting' anymore.
I know I will probably be flamed and insulted for posting this here, but it is just such a relief to be this honest and to finally accept life as a homosexual so me and my boyfriend can live a long and happy life.

Name: Niilius 2007-09-06 22:59 ID:S3SS4vg7

Well i too had had 2 homosexual experiences in my life
1) When i was 10 i think and me and other boy were at my house ..we had a pool soo when my parents went to take a nap he should me his penis and i showed him mine... then he licked my penis( underwater and i licked his ) after that we went to my room where we made our penis touch ... ... i got caught....
2) when i was 15 o 16 ..i had anal sex there.. i cannot understand why women (as they same) dont like anal sex... its quiet nice to have something in your bum xD
Anyways ... i must say that after these 2 homosexual experiences i am not gay...
 only my parents know of this
But i think they must have forgoten

ahh dark secret number 2
I used to have mpre then 1000 lolicon ( anime btw i hate cp ) pics.

WHen my cat was a kitten i used to show it my penis and it used to lick it ...but i felt bad ... soo i stop .. im not into bestiality

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-06 23:09 ID:o8UNiKkG

i once had a gay experience, reading the last two posts

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-06 23:13 ID:C4TNa8Cj

ive never had a gay experience. except that time i played gay chicken and neither of us gave up so we ended up touching lips, but we quickly pulled away.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-06 23:26 ID:6mb2PN7v

once some fag dipped his sack onto my head at a sleepover.  he later became president of the united states

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-06 23:27 ID:o8UNiKkG

abe lincoln?

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-07 0:05 ID:OcJQFVjg

I look at yuri and i am a girl

Name: RedCream 2007-09-07 0:12 ID:9hOZqFfK

As the real RedCream, my deepest darkest secret is that I've never been as fucking emo as the original fag poster.

Name: Chris Hanssen 2007-09-07 0:51 ID:o5xL7d/+

>>8
Well this is simply outrageous!! I already told you I don't like being emo. Would you please kindly stop being so rude and annoying as these internets were designed by the admins for people to come here and have good clean fun, not be insulted and abused by rude and unacceptable people. I have sent an email to the admins, and they have informed me that they are reviewing the situation, and that it will probably be you that has to shut their trap. Its behaviour like this that makes me think about leaving this site forever!

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-07 3:25 ID:d3O9naKq

Me at age 7, and a girl age 8 gave each other head one time.

Name: RedCream 2007-09-07 3:28 ID:w1ZC+d94

>>10
And you still masturbate over that image, right?

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-07 3:37 ID:zD/weUdx

When we were 14, my best friend and I were looking at porn on kazaa when i noticed he was touching my leg, I asked him what he was doing and he apologized. A few minutes later, he'd finished downloading a video. Eager to know what it was, I opened it and all of a sudden, a gigantic penis filled the screen dripping with cum. I looked at my friend and noticed he was placing his arm on my shoulder, then I realised what he was saying. I just sat as he unzipped his fly. As I started to rub my penis through my pants, he got his long dick out and stuck it in my face. I didn't know what to do so I just licked it all over. Then, he told me to suck it, so i deep throated it. My head moved back and forth like a woodpecker, pecking his wood. His dick got very hard and I very nearly choked. Then I pulled down my pants and bent over on the chair, just like they were doing in the video on the computer screen. He spat on his hand, rubbed it around my ring and rammed his knob right up my asshole. I screamed in pain at first but eventually I started to get thrills. After 5 minutes cum burst out of his dick and filled me, my ass was red hot. That was the day I lost my virginity, I'm glad i lost it with him.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-07 3:39 ID:Heaven

when I was 16 I went to my girlfriends house on a friday night.We spent the evening partying at her friends place, my gfriend was uptight and bitchy all night so seeing how this was going to turn out I told her to fuck off and split.I didn't have a ride home so I started hitch-hiking my way.I was about a mile into it when a el camino stopped I jumped in and the driver was a man about 40 with brown hair&brown eyes slim build, he asked where I was heading, it turned out he lived about 3 miles away from me so I settled back for the ride.We talked a little while, mainly about my evening and my gfriend.He listened to me complain about her and the fact that I wouldn't even be getting a blowjob when he offered to help me out,at first I declined but after some coaxing and the 7 beers I had earlier I said what the hell.He pulled off on a side street, then he tried to kiss me but I wasn't down with that then, he moved his hand over my young cock and rubbed through my shorts making it very hard, I then pulled my shorts down and he started sucking me better than any girl had before.I noticed a car drive by then another and told him he'd better stop before we got busted.He told me that if I wanted we could go to his place to continue,I was sohot I totally accepted and off we went.When we got inside his house we went to the living room where he turned on the tv,there on the tv was a video of three guys sucking and fucking each other senseless,I got hard again watching when he slid his hand under my shorts and stroked my cock.I stood up and dropped my shorts an fed him my cock he sucked it so well that I shot off in his mouth within just a couple minutes.I asked him why he still had his clothes on and he asked me if I wanted to go to his bedroom,when we got to his room he took off my shirt and I took off his shorts&shirt he tried kissing me again and this time I french kissed him back.He laid down on his bed and grabbed some lube and asked me if I wanted to fuck his ass at this point my cock was rock hard again and I slid onto the bed and stroked my cock with some lube while he banged his ass with some.After a couple of seconds I lined my cock up with his hairy ass and pushed a little at a time until I was buried in his ass, he begged me to fuck him so I drilled his ass as hard as I could until I shot another load up his ass I didn't pull out I waited until I was hard again and started to fuck him even more and at this point I reached down and stroked his soft cock as it got harder the harder I fucked when he shot his load all over my hand I blew a third load of come.After that little escapade we got dresed and he gave me ride all the way home.Ive never seen him again unfortunately.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-07 3:41 ID:Heaven

when I just turned 16, I snuck into a local porn shop. I came prepared with about 20 dollars in singles..I fed the machine and the video started up. I then noticed there was holes in the walls about 8 inches across about crotch level. being only 16 i was pretty nieave about this. All of a sudden I noticed a finger sticking through the hole and i didnt now what it ment. So I placed my finger through the hole back and when I withdrew I was greeted with a large cock. This for some reason turned me on ..and I dropped to my knees and began to lick the strangers prick. I was trying to be like a girl in a porno movie...all of a sudden my door opened and a man about 40 steped in. I was scared shitless and didnt know what to do. He unzipped his pants and pulled out his dick. "No one told you to stop boy"..I returned to the strangers dick in the call and kept sucking... the stranger who had entered my booth began to rub my ass and in about 10 seconds had my pants down around my ankles. I was so into sucking the dick in the wall I didnt notice that he had lube allover his cock...stroking it ...he grabbed my hips and pulled me up ...and in one forcefull thrust burried his cock in my asshole untill his balls were resting on mine. He began to thrust in and out of my ass. Hold still and take it faggot he said. And in one hard push he emptied his ball deep inside of my ass, the same time the cock in the wall shot off deep in my throat..so there I was a deflowered virgin on both ends and had dripping cum running down my legs..."Smile for the camera faggot" the man behind me said as I was lookin up at him with a just fucked silly stare. "so you dont get any ideas, Ill be taking these, but you can have this" He pushed me down on the floor and removed my pants with my wallet still inside the pocket and threw me a pair of womens thong panties. "See you around slut, and or should I call you Kris?" reading from my learners permit in from my wallet.. Ive been back about twice aweek since then and have a nice little rep going for myself.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-07 3:42 ID:+GxU8/hr

And you called me an aussie fag.. wow

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-07 3:42 ID:Heaven

One night when I was 17 years old my step dad came into my bedroom angry that mom walked out on him, he was crying so I asked him to lay in bed with me..Daddy layed there for a few minutes and then I began to feel his hand stroking my hard cock..Yes, it was hard because I had been playing with it all night but couldn't cum.."Daddy, what are you doing?" I screamed out..He responded "Loving my son, is that such a crime?"..He explained to me that he was in love with me and not my mother but didn't know how to tell me..we began to kiss; it felt so right..I wanted my Daddy to take my virginity but he said he was saving that for a special night..Daddy straddled my face and put his large tool in my mouth; basically he taught me how to suck dick..I always had a fantasy about being with a man but this was my first time..Daddy tried to pull away because he said he has to piss but I told him that I loved him and would gladly drink it..THIS drove my Daddy crazy!! He bucked like a wild bronco and pissed so hard all over my face and believe it or not it tasted good and I wanted more..I spread his ass cheeks and licked his hole nice and clean; the musky aroma turned me on...Daddy did not take my virginity that night but he did teach me how to service a man.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-07 3:43 ID:Heaven

When I was 14 I was at the local mall & I noticed a man on his 50's looking at me. I had never thought about another man in that way but this man staring at me got me excited. He followed me around the mall for a while, we played a game of cat & mouse. I looked around & he had gone, as much as I was scared I knew I was more scared of missing out on this opportunity. So I went looking for him. I found him, he walked out of the mall into the parking lot & I followed him into his car. By this time I was quite scared but rock hard. He drove 20 minutes to his apartment, in the car he told me how he was going to make me feel good. When we arrived at his apartment I could barely breath I was so excited. We went into his apartment & sat down on the couch. He began rubbing my cock through my pants. he asked me if I had kissed a girl & I told him I had. He then asked me if I wanted him to kiss me & I said yes. He leaned over put one hand behind my head the other was rubbing my cock & he proceeded to kiss me. I nearly blew my load right their, no kiss from a girl had made me so horny. He then kneeled in front of me, took me pants down & slipped his lips over my cock, I didn't last long but it was incredible. After I ran away. I have never seen him since but over the years many times I have gone back to that mall hoping to find him.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-07 3:44 ID:yD7zf1Ep

my friend and i 69'd when I was 14.  I didn't enjoy it at the time but now I want to do it again with a more attractive guy.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-07 3:45 ID:Heaven

In 1988 I got out of prison for writing about$13,000 in bad checks.Now when you get in prison you better be very tuff or you better like sucking cocks and getting your ass fucked alot.I had sucked afew cocks before I went in and had let an oldman fuck me in my ass only because he had a small cock and he paid me well to do it.But the first week in the house I must of had to suck 30 or more cocks to stay alive,and had most of them fuck my asshole.After the first week I got to love getting my mouth or ass fucked everynight.In one night I sucked off six guys and even two of the gaurds.So it was 8 cocks that went in my mouth and filled my belly up with there cum.I was this guy named Skinners whore and he would have to say it was ok for me to suck or get fucked by anyone.In the two years I was in prison I sucked off over 259 men,most of them were black and had some big cocks.Skinner was the only one that sucked my cock and he would do it after anyone was locked in so noone could see he liked to suck cocks.After I got out I had a hard time sleeping at night,I missed the nightly ass fucking and cocksucking.I would go to all the glory holes I could find but whaqt I nedded was tobe used hard by a man.I found a gay bar that was mixed white and black,I told this one black man about my needs and he and another black man took me to there house and they invited some of there other black friends over and they gang banged me all night.I`v been having an idea about doing something so I would be put back in prison,I miss the large cocks banging me and the taste of prison cum.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-07 3:48 ID:Heaven

My mom sent me to live with my sister here in alabama.I hated it untill I met the boy up the road.His name was Sonny Potts and his pretty sister Gail.I had the hots for her right off the bat.The first time I went to there house me and Sonny went to a cave way back in the woods.Sonny said him and his siter allways go there for fun.When we got there I could see an old mattrest there and a bunch of beer cans.Sonny asked me if I had ever got in a girls pants yet.Well at 14 years old I hadn`t` got lucky yet I told him.He said he has and points to the mattrest and said thats what that is for.I ask him who did he do it with ? He said you won`t tell will you ? No I said who? Sonny said his kid sister.He said they come here and have fun a couple times a week.I said dam could you get her to let me do it to her too ?Sonny said she mite.My cock was hard by then and Sonny could see it.He said we could jack off for now if I wanted to.I was for that my cock needed it real bad.We pulled our pants off and both sat on the mattrest.Sonny was looking at my cock and playing with his.He had anice sized cock but my was a little bigger.He asked me if I wanted him to do it for me.I never had anyone play with my cock before.I said yes and he took it and jacked on it.It was great to have someone jacking me off like that.I reached over and held his cock and it felt nice to hold and play with.I was so horned up thinking about his sister and him jacking me off.Sonny asked me if I ever got my cock sucked yet? I told him it was the first time anyone has touched it besides me.I asked him if his sister would do that too? He said oh yeah she likes sucking cocks and he looked over to me and said he liked to do it too and asked me if I wanted a blow job right now? I didn`t have time to answer him before he bent down and took it in his mouth and was sucking my cock.Boy did that feel good and as Sonny was sucking me I was thinking after I hope he wants me to do it to him.I suck a pals cock afew times when I was way younger and I like doing it alot.As Sony was going to town on me I ask him if he wanted to know when I was going to cum.He stopped and said just let it shoot in his mouth and in short time (way to short)I felt it coming and shot my cum in Sonnys mouth,He never stopped sucking I had to tell him to stop because it was feeling (you know the feeling) Sonny sat up and asked my how I like it? I told him it was the best feeling my cock had ever had.Sonny went to jacking on his cock and I asked him if he like doing that to me? He said he liked doing it,that his older brother made him do it lot.He said thats how he got to liking todo it.I ask if I could try it?Sonny I was hopping you would and layed back and held his cock out and I layed on my belly next to him and took him in my mouth.His cock tasted kind of pissy but i didnit care,I was sucking his cock.I tried to do it as he did me with some sucking and oumoing my head up and down his cock.He said to play with hi s balls as I sucked him.I told him to shoot his cum in my mouth I wanted to taste his cum.I sucked the best I knew how to and Sonny gave me what I asked for,a nice load of spurm.I didn`t swollow right a way I wanted to see how it tasted.It was like mine and I liked it.It was getting late so we had to get home.The next time we went to the cave Sonnys sister came with us.Story Later.got to go to wrk now..

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-07 3:55 ID:q1FH4H5m

tell me a slang about meaning EMO?

Name: RedCream 2007-09-07 3:59 ID:yzEPPx1U

>>21
gtfo you added fail to this thread yet again.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-07 4:06 ID:q1FH4H5m

Sorry

Name: RedCream 2007-09-07 4:07 ID:aoXfPSFI

>>1
>>8
>>21

This is it. I am the real RedCream and i am tired of it. Just because i am homosexual doesnt mean i have to get trolled and flamed!!! Fine, i like dick, fine i suck guys off, and fine i am gay and i look bad, get over it.

Name: RedCream 2007-09-07 4:15 ID:w1ZC+d94

>>22
>>24
Note Well: The real RedCream properly capitalizes and punctuates.  However, I am not displeased with all the imitators.  We should naturally WANT to be RedCreams ... since a RedCream is an empathic and thinking person who is still capable of laughing at a dick or nigger joke.  RedCreams can go from discussing Dutch artists to making a Dutch oven without missing a beat.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-07 4:16 ID:Heaven

>>25
really? I'm embarrassed for you.

Name: RedCream 2007-09-07 4:23 ID:w1ZC+d94

>>26
How does it feel that that matters not in the least?

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-07 4:24 ID:Heaven

>>27
fail

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-07 4:28 ID:o5xL7d/+

>>25
dude I don't think anyone wants to be you, we just like imitating people we don't like

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-07 4:35 ID:o5xL7d/+

>>27
Super. We love any self hating jew that can take peoples insults and take them as a compliment and that we enjoy their presence

Name: RedCream 2007-09-07 4:41 ID:w1ZC+d94

>>28
Yes, I can see that you're well acquainted with fail, having such personal experience with it.  Don't beat yourself up about it too much; after all, that's what WE are here for.

>>29
Dude, like, hark:  "Imitation is the most sincere form of flattery."

Your sentiment is full of fail and the old apothegm demonstrates that.  I accept your suppressed admiration in good grace.

>>30
Who said I was Jewish?  Fail much?  At any rate, I've already countered your so-called arguments and it is now quite apparent that your pwnage has reached severe levels.  If you're smart, you'll take off running now, before I thrash you even more soundly than I've done already.

Name: snore 2007-09-07 4:43 ID:Heaven

>>31
Yawn

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-07 4:51 ID:o5xL7d/+

>>31
Well of course noone here at 4chan is dumb enough to believe you in your quest to twist any argument into something so you look epic and win - apart from newfags that dont know any better anyway - and once again you are left as the faggot that keeps posting at 4chan that noone likes... don't we just envy you!
<sarcasm>oh yeah and let me assure you I am totally running from 4chan after the'walloping' you gave me! Uh huh,uh huh!</sarcasm>

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-07 4:52 ID:Heaven

>>33
are u redcream's brother?

Name: RedCream 2007-09-07 4:55 ID:w1ZC+d94

>>33
Of course, the fatal flaw in your so-called argument is:

"noone [sic] here at 4chan is dumb enough"

Any rational reading of this board would realize that a great many here (like you) are indeed more than dumb enough.  More pwnage.  Sad, sad pwnage.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-07 4:56 ID:Heaven

>>35
pathetic.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-07 5:01 ID:o5xL7d/+

>>35
I would argue about being called dumb by the least popular 'member' of the 4chan family, but just the fact that you are admitting to hanging out with 'lesser mortals' brings up plenty more questions for anon to ponder, like don't you cut it with mensa or any site known and defined by its intelligence? and is it true that you are pathetic?

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-07 5:03 ID:29ZM/hV2

>>35
yes. Pathetic

Name: RedCream 2007-09-07 5:09 ID:w1ZC+d94

>>37
Your significant religitard majority believes that some giant alien space monster likes to hang out with Jewbies in the desert.  It can't be that much of a stretch to imagine further that I'd make time with you fuckos.

So put your dumbhands back together in supplication and ask me MOAR stuff, motherfucker!

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-07 5:11 ID:Heaven

>>39
pathetic

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-07 5:28 ID:o5xL7d/+

>>39
yes. Pathetic

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-07 5:28 ID:29ZM/hV2

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Name: Anonymous 2007-09-07 21:24 ID:u1lsob4u

>>39
still pathetic.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-07 21:28 ID:Heaven

One of my secrets is my life-long urge to kill you, slowly, while you're wide awake.

Don't change these.
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