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Ok 4chan, its time I be honest and come out of the closet. I just feel like its time I stop living this lie and be honest with myself and the rest of you guys. Its not an easy thing to admit to, but I really do prefer the company (and intimacy) of other men. I first realized I was gay at school, I had another friend - at first we would just 'playfully' touch each others genitals, but then it eventually turned into more erotic groping and masturbation, then kissing and finally we went all the way and found a quiet area behind some buildings and had sex. It was amazing! I never realised it would feel so good and so right with another guy pounding me, but it was then that I knew I was definately gay and not just 'experimenting' anymore.
I know I will probably be flamed and insulted for posting this here, but it is just such a relief to be this honest and to finally accept life as a homosexual so me and my boyfriend can live a long and happy life.

>>28
Yes, I can see that you're well acquainted with fail, having such personal experience with it.  Don't beat yourself up about it too much; after all, that's what WE are here for.

>>29
Dude, like, hark:  "Imitation is the most sincere form of flattery."

Your sentiment is full of fail and the old apothegm demonstrates that.  I accept your suppressed admiration in good grace.

>>30
Who said I was Jewish?  Fail much?  At any rate, I've already countered your so-called arguments and it is now quite apparent that your pwnage has reached severe levels.  If you're smart, you'll take off running now, before I thrash you even more soundly than I've done already.