Posting Suicide Thoughts for attention?..

I got really angry last night and posted on another forum that I was going to commit suicide..and I get tired of hearing the same thing over and over again..blahblahblah--people always say, if you want to commit suicide you will not tell everyone..THAT AINT TRUE! When I had to go to the hospital for taking too many pills, I always vented about the way I felt..I"m an outgoing person,,and outspoken..I DON'T DO THIS FOR ATTENTION! I REALLY DO NEED HELP!

Anyone get the same b.s..

If you need help, then fucking get some.  We don't fucking care about your issues.

And also, there are children all over the world who don't have the luxuries and resources you do.  The fact that you have a computer/the internet/the privelage to post on 4chan tells me that you probably live in a middle-class suburban home which means your mom probably has food in the house for you to eat and running water for you to drink/bathe in.

You sicken me.  GTFO, repugnant leech.

suicide is for faggots

>>2
>>3
*sigh* typical retatded responses. I thought this forum was supposed to be different

Or you could get help instead of hoping the *lovely* people on 4chan will fix your issues.

Or you could get help instead of hoping the *lovely* people on 4chan will fix your issues.

why the hell did you come to 4chan with this

>>7
obviously it was a mistake, i foloowed a link on a comedy website (ebaumsworld.com) somebody posted saying i could get honest mature responses about suicide.

well you did

>>9
did wot?

Obviously YOU'RE the retarded one if you can't even spell 'retarded' right.

http://www.satanservice.org/tokus/suicide/guide/

Why is it that whenever people commit suicide they do it in such selfish ways?

SOME EXAMPLES OF SELFISH SUICIDE ATTEMPTS:
  *Overdose on sleeping pills
     - often unsucsessfull and ties up medical services. 
     - The drugs used to end life are often too expensive for inhabitants of developing countries, infact, pharmacies often sell out of date drugs that have been smuggled from richer countries.. 
     - If you are stupid enough to try and overdose on antibiotics, your carcass could be the one that spawns a new super resistant bacteria. 
   *Jumping to your death
      - Destracts onlookers
      - Danger of killing someone underneath
      - No consideration for children who might witness the act
      - Someone has to clean it up

SOME EXAMPLES OF SELFLESS SUICIDE ACTS:
  *Throw yourself into an incinerator
      - You can provide power for homes across your country
      - No mess afterwards
      - Saves the trouble of a proper burial
  *Enlist with the armed forces
      - Die a(n) hero
      - Serve your country
      - Volunteer for suicide mission(everyone wins)
  *Feed yourself to a shark
      - The shark gets a meal (they're endangered)
      - Highlight awareness of an endangered species
  *Infiltrate a Blue Chip company, steal secret financial information, such as reports near the end of the financial quarter, then post it on 4chan(then kill yourself). 
      - Bloody the nose of capitalist pigs.
      - Die for a cause, not just because "shit sux"
      - Stick it to the man.
      - At least your death will make other peoples lives better.

this isn't a fucking forum, this is 4chan. go to /b/ and whine about committing suicide, they'll seriously help you

>>13

seconded.

If you're gonna die, might as well do stuff that is frowned upon first. Because suicide makes you IMMORTAL!

sort of.

>>15
Yah u cant die if you suicide first :)

>>1
They ae posting this for the lulz if your too stupid to realise that GTFO newfag