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Posting Suicide Thoughts for attention?..

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-04 0:36 ID:jV59ytmH

I got really angry last night and posted on another forum that I was going to commit suicide..and I get tired of hearing the same thing over and over again..blahblahblah--people always say, if you want to commit suicide you will not tell everyone..THAT AINT TRUE! When I had to go to the hospital for taking too many pills, I always vented about the way I felt..I"m an outgoing person,,and outspoken..I DON'T DO THIS FOR ATTENTION! I REALLY DO NEED HELP!

Anyone get the same b.s..

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-04 18:27 ID:2wQx93Fx

Why is it that whenever people commit suicide they do it in such selfish ways?

SOME EXAMPLES OF SELFISH SUICIDE ATTEMPTS:
  *Overdose on sleeping pills
     - often unsucsessfull and ties up medical services. 
     - The drugs used to end life are often too expensive for inhabitants of developing countries, infact, pharmacies often sell out of date drugs that have been smuggled from richer countries.. 
     - If you are stupid enough to try and overdose on antibiotics, your carcass could be the one that spawns a new super resistant bacteria. 
   *Jumping to your death
      - Destracts onlookers
      - Danger of killing someone underneath
      - No consideration for children who might witness the act
      - Someone has to clean it up

SOME EXAMPLES OF SELFLESS SUICIDE ACTS:
  *Throw yourself into an incinerator
      - You can provide power for homes across your country
      - No mess afterwards
      - Saves the trouble of a proper burial
  *Enlist with the armed forces
      - Die a(n) hero
      - Serve your country
      - Volunteer for suicide mission(everyone wins)
  *Feed yourself to a shark
      - The shark gets a meal (they're endangered)
      - Highlight awareness of an endangered species
  *Infiltrate a Blue Chip company, steal secret financial information, such as reports near the end of the financial quarter, then post it on 4chan(then kill yourself). 
      - Bloody the nose of capitalist pigs.
      - Die for a cause, not just because "shit sux"
      - Stick it to the man.
      - At least your death will make other peoples lives better.

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