Try this...unscrew the shower head in your bathroom so you are just left with the hose. Ram the hose a little bit up yours asshole. Then turn on the water slowly till you start to get really bloated and turn it off when you start to get pretty bad cramping. Than sit down on your toilet and just let it rip. OMG it's going to be the biggest shit you have ever experienced. It just keeps coming and coming out with such force. And if you do this several times you won't have to shit for over a week. Also great for cleaning out your colan. May even live a few extra years cause of this self cleaning act.
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Anonymous2007-09-01 6:03 ID:zxVSfJ/Q
you are a genius
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Anonymous2007-09-01 6:16 ID:HCdiD92y
It's called an enema.
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Anonymous2007-09-01 6:24 ID:XD4dpp8o
You can also use alcohol instead of water. You get all the benefits of alcohol poisoning (an hero) without the puking.
Indeed they are enemas. And they sure feel great. It's like I have a erotic attraction to chubby women and women who love to stuff their faces with food and get chubby.. and enemas is like my way of feeling like i'm chubby without actually doing so.. and the alcohol thing sounds like a good ideal ;)
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Anonymous2007-09-01 7:27 ID:ptG2r1Fl
you're so right.. I have the same feelins... thanks for the ideal
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ImmaInTehDark2007-09-01 7:32 ID:qUHtO25P
Hmm..
For some reason, Id rather just get a 21 day colon cleansing kit..
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Anonymous2007-09-01 7:35 ID:JGdVwaY2
>>1
I first tried that when I was 15 and had constipation. It was uncomfortable during, but an awesome feeling afterwards. Now I'm 26 and still enjoy a good enema now and again.
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Anonymous2007-09-01 7:43 ID:ptG2r1Fl
Yep, they sure feel great. Got to love the part when it gets messy tho... ;)
Safe enema eh... ok.. um.. so the same thing with your shower.. totally safe... done it many times.... just stop when you start to cramp and it shall be safe
>>26 im not a doctor but i play one on television and i think the safest way to practice a enma out there is to wait before you go and try this and go have your dad and/or brother shove there dicks in your ass to prepare yourself and when they release there water in to your ass go and try it with the shower hose
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Anonymous2007-09-02 22:25 ID:3WJBUqSb
yes.. thats perfect.. a cum enema
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Anonymous2007-09-03 1:00 ID:YCLGYxVE
How about sticking it into the folds of your cock and inflat it so it looks bigger