Name: happy 2007-09-01 5:55 ID:ptG2r1Fl
Try this...unscrew the shower head in your bathroom so you are just left with the hose. Ram the hose a little bit up yours asshole. Then turn on the water slowly till you start to get really bloated and turn it off when you start to get pretty bad cramping. Than sit down on your toilet and just let it rip. OMG it's going to be the biggest shit you have ever experienced. It just keeps coming and coming out with such force. And if you do this several times you won't have to shit for over a week. Also great for cleaning out your colan. May even live a few extra years cause of this self cleaning act.