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Dream jobs

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-28 21:39 ID:rHBCR6Ry

I am currently being paid to: listen to metal, read 4chan, play F.E.A.R., take the occasional piss and dream up new ways to make the I.T. manager here look bad. Who else has their dream job and what is it?

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-28 22:09 ID:/lHNIY+P

I work in a supermarket stacking shelves, 8.30 to 5 mon to fri and 12 to 7.30 saturday, it's great because i get sundays off and get to sleep in on saturday, plus no interacting with customers. perfect.

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-28 22:12 ID:3ql6QmYN

I smoke pot with my boss.

Name: RedCream 2007-08-29 1:39 ID:0RGxiemV

Assassin.  I just kill whomever I target for whatever reason I fancy, and take their shit while they're bleeding out.  Generally, it's better to target those folks in charge of a lot of  money.  After all, it's hard to buy a good silencer on the pickings from some Quickie Mart clerk.

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-29 1:43 ID:fjiw3qHc

Nazi putting to sleep jews in WWII

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-29 1:56 ID:XNKLaE4z

>>4

You are not an assasin. Don't you live in your mom's basement
and weight over 200lbs?

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-29 1:58 ID:XNKLaE4z

The question was "Who else HAS their dream job and what is it?"

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-29 2:00 ID:fjiw3qHc

Who gives a fuck what the question was. You're a fucking loser nerd if you find that shit entertaining.

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-29 2:01 ID:XNKLaE4z

>>8

Oh dear, I'm off to drink some drain-o now then.

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-29 2:14 ID:XNKLaE4z

>>8

Oh yeah, before I forget!

You are not a Nazi putting jews to sleep in WWII. Don't you
live in your basement and every now and again go around to
RedCreme's basement to fuck him up the arse?

The original question was: "Who else HAS their dream job and what is it?"

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-29 2:18 ID:pGqaYLbH

Prezident..
Ruling the world.....

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-29 2:19 ID:pGqaYLbH

Hmm..
My job is nice..
I rake up leaves, 20 bucks a yard..

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-29 3:30 ID:GnNwjAPZ

>>10
WTF ARE YOU ON ABOUT YOU FILTHY FUCKING KIKE

Name: ImmaInTehDark 2007-08-29 3:32 ID:x8vtP2CX

Me?
I rake yards, Im not on about shit..

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-29 5:56 ID:eX6EPGTa

Making decent games.

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-29 6:11 ID:hBGacT9R

>>1
i study graphics and animation  at todai uni in tokyo, ask me in two years when i graduate.

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-29 6:25 ID:o6DvTi3v

>>16 is a loser virgin

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-29 6:26 ID:hBGacT9R

>>17
loser? lol, wrong.

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-29 6:32 ID:o6DvTi3v

>>18 is a loser virgin

True story

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