It's JOKE TIME!!!!!

Bono, the lead singer of the band, U2, is famous throughout the entertainment industry for being more than just a little self-righteous.

At a recent U2 concert in Glasgow, Scotland, he asked the audience for total quiet.

Then, in the silence, he started to slowly clap his hands, once every few seconds.

Holding the audience in total silence, he said into the microphone, "Every time I clap my hands, a child in Africa dies."

A voice with a broad Scottish accent from the front of the crowd pierced the quiet. . ...

"Well, foockin stop doin it then, ya evil basturd!"

jesus.  i always knew bono was an asshole, but that's just terrible.

pretty funny

OMFGLMFAOROFLOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LOL!!!!

If bono gave the african children food instead of clapping his hands to a bunch of drunk scottsmen, he would have my respect.

Every time a joke appears on 4chan, Gilgamesh kills a kitten.

>>7
Yeah and who the heck do you think you are coming in here just to be rude and annoying everyone? This is just an outrage and it is simply intolerable. It is unnacceptable that people can come to this site and think they have the right to put other people down and start 'flamewars' and telling people to 'GTFO (get the f**k away). You are about to get a permanent ban courtesy of the site admins, becouse they will not tolerate rudeness in any form, and they are here to look out for people that are getting harassed and abused.

>>8

You're retarded.

>>9
Well I am not an "retard." You have no right to call me that if I made mistakes.  This site should have some rules about harrassments, threats, and name calling.  I am still in the need of more help in that regards

>>7
REDCREAM IS A GIGANTIC FAGGOT!

Since 4chan is a joke itself, every time a browser loads a page of 4chan, Gilgamesh kills a kitten.  Considering all the feral cats we have around, there must be a LOT of kittens out there.

I fuckin hate U2. That band sucks balls.

three jewish friends walk into a bar and see a beautiful girl sitting alone at a table, crying. they start chatting with her to cheer her up and then a palestinian walks in and blows himself up, killing everybody inside.

>>14
I think the joke actually had the 3 Jewish guys doing things.  The 1st Jew was in academia and was trying the prove the existence of Jahweh to the girl by using logic alone.  The 2nd Jew was in the news media and was trying to prove to the girl that Hussein had WMDs by using Israeli intel alone.  And the 3rd Jew was in banking and was trying to convince the girl that buying a home for $750K is a smart move.

The punchline was that after the Palestinian blows them all up, the girl was revealed to be a Mossad agent.

>>15 is that the full joke or just a part of it

>>12
Gilgamesh can't kill kittens.  He's been dead since the beginning of written history.

AAAAAAOOOOOOOWWWWWWW!!!!!!

niggers


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NEEDS MOAR JOEKS

bono is an idiot, he thinks if you just throw money on africa all its problems will just disappear. its the same with the government towards indians in canada

don't he give a shit about brits?