It's JOKE TIME!!!!!

Bono, the lead singer of the band, U2, is famous throughout the entertainment industry for being more than just a little self-righteous.

At a recent U2 concert in Glasgow, Scotland, he asked the audience for total quiet.

Then, in the silence, he started to slowly clap his hands, once every few seconds.

Holding the audience in total silence, he said into the microphone, "Every time I clap my hands, a child in Africa dies."

A voice with a broad Scottish accent from the front of the crowd pierced the quiet. . ...

"Well, foockin stop doin it then, ya evil basturd!"

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I think the joke actually had the 3 Jewish guys doing things.  The 1st Jew was in academia and was trying the prove the existence of Jahweh to the girl by using logic alone.  The 2nd Jew was in the news media and was trying to prove to the girl that Hussein had WMDs by using Israeli intel alone.  And the 3rd Jew was in banking and was trying to convince the girl that buying a home for $750K is a smart move.

The punchline was that after the Palestinian blows them all up, the girl was revealed to be a Mossad agent.