Envy Don't 'Splain

Do you think that women have any idea whatsoever about how fucking great it is to have a cock?

1. PISS:  You can piss where and when you want.  "The world is our urinal."  It's all good ... 'cept for that annoying dribble at the end; gotta shake it a LOT to get it out without leaving a spot.

2. BEAT:  You can whip it out and stroke 'til Underverse come!

3. COME:  Orgasm is like being Gilgamesh.  POWER!  At the height of your personal rapture, you'd smite cities and transvestites if you could!  KAA-BLAAAAM!

4. RAPE:  Yeh, we can RAPE if we wish.  Merely having the potential, and choice of raping, is often enough to satisfy.

Penis envy is only natural, but it probably doesn't go far enough.  Using a dick's GREAT!  There are 4 reasons right there ... and a cock's not some smelly and bleeding body crevice that needs an entire medical profession to take care of it.

You are up to something.
*rapes RedCreams anus*

They have the all powerful vagina, they have what we want, they have the control.

Yeh, #3, they have "control", which is why 4chan has a gazillion visitors all fapping madly away.  So sorry, old chap, but you're wrong.  More and more people are waking up to the FACT that pornography allows people to escape stupid gender mind games.

True, but vagina > hand.

I am gay anyway. I dont care about vaginas.

True, but (cost of vagina) >> (cost of hand).  At certain stages of high prices, the cost of one starts to send consumers flocking to the other.  Hence, the gazillions of fappin' channers.

Look, #6, if you're going to be a real RedCream clone, learn to use the proper email address.  Dork!

>>7
You have earned my respect 7 times over.

Dick! :D

I'm feeling really keen, for some of that good ol' green

Marijuana MUST be legalized.